Tory Story

Posted on December 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris the Brexiteer Tory/

Has carried his party to glory/

And now calls the shots,/

Although for the Scots/

The poll told a different story.///

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Jeez, We Can’t!

Posted on December 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Responding to Thursday’s election/

With calls for some time for reflection,/

A leader named Corbyn/

Is slowly absorbing/

The scale of the voters’ rejection.///

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Present Perfect

Posted on December 11, 2019 by twitmericks

For those seeking gifts for Noel
Which retailers globally sell,
A limerick history
With rhymes that are Twistery
Normally goes down quite well.

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#christmasgiftsideas #giftidea #christmaspresent #presents

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Cold Comfort

Posted on December 11, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris, when things get too hot’ll/
Escape from the scene at full throttle;/
The member for Uxbridge/
Ran into a truck’s fridge/
With milk in, to look for his bottle.///

#BorisTheCoward
#Boris
#generalerection
#GeneralElection2019
#Election2019

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A Narrow Squeak

Posted on December 10, 2019 by twitmericks

A runaway pig known as Biscuit,/

Who rashly decided to risk it,/

And thought he would try/

A resto nearby,/

Avoided becoming pork brisket.///

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Crisis, what crisis?

Posted on December 9, 2019 by twitmericks

When Boris de Pfeffel was shown/
How healthcare’s been stripped to the bone,/
He tried to ignore /
The boy on the floor/
By swiping a journalist’s phone.///

#boris #Johnson
#NHS #SaveOurNHS #GE19
#GeneralElection #GeneralElection19

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Banana Drama

Posted on December 8, 2019 by twitmericks

A piece of fruit taped to a wall/

Has brought in a six-figure haul,/

A sum no banana/

Was able to garner/

When sold on a greengrocer’s stall.///

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Mocking Turd

Posted on December 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A sensitive snowflake named Trump/

Made clear he had taken the hump/

At being discussed in/

A huddle by Justin/

And others who think him a chump.///

 

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Cat Flap

Posted on December 2, 2019 by twitmericks

A cat with a prestige address/

Had four months off work due to stress;/

The programme for Palmerston,/

So no further harm is done/

, Involves people petting him less.///

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Apo’strophe Cata’strophe

Posted on December 1, 2019 by twitmericks

There was an apostrophe cop/

Who watched every greengrocer’s shop/

For wrong punctuation,/

Whose organisation/

Has come to, alas, a full stop.///

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