Tag Archives: australia

Outrageous Slur

Posted on October 28, 2015 by twitmericks

A liking for whisky and wine/ Allegedly helped create Strine/ Australians slurred,/ An expert’s inferred,/ Because they were boozing like swine./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settlers-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/659428131518980096

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Kicking the Abbott

Posted on September 15, 2015 by twitmericks

A fellow named Malcolm from Oz/ Will now be the PM becoz/ The other guy Tony/ Talked so much baloney,/ Folks saw what a loser he woz./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-34241486 A fellow named Malcolm from OzWill now be the PM becozThe other … Continue reading →

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Abbott Shirt-fronts Koala

Posted on November 16, 2014 by twitmericks

The annual G20 gala/ Was in Tony Abbott’s back parlour/ Where far from disputin’/ With Vladimir Putin/ The two men embraced a koala./// http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/prime-minister-tony-abbott-and-russian-president-vladimir-putin-paws-for-a-cuddle-during-g20/story-fni0cx12-1227124291019 The annual G20 galaWas in Tony Abbott's back parlourWhere far from disputin'With Vladimir PutinThe two men … Continue reading →

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Bubble Trouble

Posted on July 1, 2014 by twitmericks

A rugby pro playing in Sydney/ Drank urine he made in his kidney/ Got literally pissed/ And so was dismissed/ He cocked up his future there didney. ///http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/jun/30/todd-carney-shattered-posting-photo-urinating-mouth https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/483914202579755008

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Virgin’ on the Ridiculous

Posted on January 6, 2014 by twitmericks

A man who was naked and keen/ Got stuck in a washing-machine/ Some best extra virgin/ Soon saw him emergin’/ Well-oiled but impeccably clean. ///http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/06/rescuers-use-olive-oil-to-extract-naked-man-from-washing-machine https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/420210634429448192

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A Woman With Balls

Posted on December 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A woman from Melbourne, Australia/ Does knitting with her genitalia/ She’ll sit in the buff/ & make a nice muff/ (Or such woolly paraphernalia)./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/casey-jenkins-vagina-knitting-woman-2864626 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/407550539237318656

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Abbott to Grab it

Posted on September 8, 2013 by twitmericks

Australia‘s general election Resulted for Rudd in rejection And so Tony Abbott Can now have a stab at A shift in a rightward direction. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24005687 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/376300160084889600

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Ashes to Hashes

Posted on August 13, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an affair named the Ashes,/ A regular series of clashes/ Where England again/ Between spells of rain/ Have settled Australians’ hashes. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/23677243 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367217486934327297

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Plonker Plonks Plonker in Plonk

Posted on August 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The member for Redlands, Australia/ Sent photos of his genitalia/ Plonked in red wine/ To his concubine/ A rare feat of true bacchanalia. ////http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/queensland-mp-peter-dowling-steps-down-amid-scandal-over-indecent-images-8748307.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364767402745016322  

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Gillard Stitch-up

Posted on June 26, 2013 by twitmericks

There is an Australian knitter Who’s currently feeling quite bitter For old Kevin Rudd Was out for her blood & managed today to outwit ‘er. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23061391 http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jun/25/gillard-ridiculed-knitting-royal-kangaroo https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/349880946843070467

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