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Bumble in the Bungle

Posted on June 16, 2014 by twitmericks

An aide of impeccable links/ Who tells us what Mr Gove thinks/ Calls Cameron bumbling,/ Requiring no rumbling -/ A kind of a riddle-less sphinx. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jun/16/gove-cummings-david-cameron https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/478651709364113408  

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All in the Same Boat?

Posted on June 10, 2014 by twitmericks

Four leaders debated afloat/ The big EU president vote/ They rowed as they rowed/ About old Jean-Claude/ Till Merkel said: “Don’t rock the boat!” ///http://euobserver.com/eu-elections/124529 Four leaders debated afloatThe big EU president voteThey rowed as they rowedAbout old Jean-ClaudeTill Merkel … Continue reading →

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A Problem Called Maria

Posted on April 9, 2014 by twitmericks

A minister known as Maria/ Resigned, saying ‘It is now clear/ I’m just a distraction’/ Though this drastic action/ Was not, I suspect, her idea. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26951464 ///https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/453799830696251392

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Off the Eton Track

Posted on March 15, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Gove/ Who said to his leaders ‘By Jove/ You all went to Eton/ So if we get beaten/ We must find a new type of cove’. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/mar/15/michael-gove-old-etonians-conservative-david-cameron There was an old Tory named GoveWho … Continue reading →

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Bishops Bash Cameron

Posted on February 20, 2014 by twitmericks

Some senior folks in the church/ Conducted a bit of research/ And found cutting payments/ To benefit claimants/ Leaves people in need in the lurch. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-26261700 Some senior folks in the churchConducted a bit of research& found cutting paymentsTo benefit … Continue reading →

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Fracking Bribery

Posted on January 13, 2014 by twitmericks

A system of financial backing/ For councils agreeing to fracking/ Means we pay the bill/ To sweeten the pill/ Where local acceptance is lacking. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-25705550 A system of financial backingFor councils agreeing to frackingMeans we pay the billTo sweeten the … Continue reading →

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Honourable Member?

Posted on January 8, 2014 by twitmericks

When Boris said Dave treated Nick/ As a shield so the dirt didn’t stick,/ The word prophylactic/ Describing the tactic/ Implies the PM is a dick. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/london-mayor-election/mayor-of-london/10555489/Nick-Clegg-is-David-Camerons-condom-Boris-Johnson-says.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/420940543259324416

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Cameron in the Kent Countryside

Posted on December 28, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old village in Kent/ To which David Cameron went/ To look at the flood/ But seeking his blood/ The people of Yalding gave vent./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/weather/10539504/David-Cameron-ambushed-on-flood-visit.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/416887128555925504    

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To Helmand and Back

Posted on December 17, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a UK politician/Who said the Afghanistan mission/Had been a success/In spite of the mess/And ongoing war of attrition./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-25410994 There was a UK politicianWho said the #Afghanistan missionHad been a successIn spite of the messAnd ongoing war of … Continue reading →

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Selfie Abuse

Posted on December 11, 2013 by twitmericks

Remembering Nelson MandelaThe Danish Prime Minister HelleCaused rather a flapBy taking a snapWith Barack and some British fella. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/denmark/10509498/Selfie-diplomacy-Michelle-Obama-looks-unamused-by-Baracks-joking-with-Danish-prime-minister.html Remembering Nelson MandelaThe Danish Prime Minister HelleCaused rather a flapBy taking a snapWith Barack and some British fella. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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