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UKIP If You Want To…

Posted on March 1, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old point-dodger’s seat/ Where Lib Dems avoided defeat/ For Tories in Eastleigh/ It got rather beastly/ As UKIP had Cameron beat. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/mar/01/ukip-victory-revulsion-nigel-farage There was an old point-dodger's seat/Where Lib Dems avoided defeat/For Tories in Eastleigh/It got rather … Continue reading →

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Get Her Out of Here!

Posted on November 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was a woman, Nadine/ Who longed to appear on the screen/ So the Mid Beds MP/ Got a gig on TV/ And may catch the odd vote in between. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20217901

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One Nation Oration

Posted on October 2, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young fellow named Ed/ Who spoke to his party & said/ My state education/ Made me back One Nation/ That Cameron’s got too much bread.

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Reshuffle Kerfuffle

Posted on September 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The news on the #reshuffle front/ Is Health’s gone to Jeremy Hunt/ While Baroness Warsi/ Is out on her arsey/ And Lansley’s been given a shunt. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-hunt-promoted-to-health-secretary-in-cabinet-reshuffle-as-andrew-lansley-becomes-commons-leader-8104308.html

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A Wench named Mensch

Posted on August 6, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a young woman named Mensch/ Who abandoned the Tory backbench/ Some fellow MPs/ Will not miss Louise/ But Cameron may feel a wrench. //// There was a young woman named Mensch/Who abandoned the Tory backbench/Some fellow MPs/Will not … Continue reading →

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PM’s SMS SOS

Posted on May 9, 2012 by twitmericks

There was a red top named Rebekah/ And no one in power could check ‘er/ If she became vexed/ The PM would text/ To tell her to keep up her pecker. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/may/09/david-cameron-texted-rebekah-brooks

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Far-right Farrago

Posted on May 5, 2012 by twitmericks

There once was an ultra-right sect/ That voters refused to elect/ They gave such a stiffin’/ To Mr Nick Griffin/ The BNP’s chances are wrecked. /// http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5hkuL68O6He1P_D99mr88he3hNc7Q?docId=N0103061336149146847A

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Coalition Attrition

Posted on May 4, 2012 by twitmericks

The 2012 local election/ Swung left, towards Labour’s direction/ For Lib Dem and Tory/ Things got a bit gory/ As voters expressed disaffection. /// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/may/04/david-cameron-apologises-local-election?newsfeed=true

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Well I’ll be Double Dipped in Recession

Posted on April 25, 2012 by twitmericks

  This government gave the impression/ Way back in the 2010 session/ That greater austerity/ Led to prosperity/ Instead we are back in recession.

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Nadine Gets Mean

Posted on April 24, 2012 by twitmericks

Two arrogant posh little boys/ Use the trappings of office as toys/ And ignore voters’ worries/ So says Nadine Dorries/ A Tory. This Labour enjoys. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17815769

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