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Keep Your Hair on, Don

Posted on September 27, 2016 by twitmericks

The candidates Clinton and Trump/ Faced off one-to-one on the stump/ Debating her emails/ And him dissing females,/ Which put Donald into a grump./// http://www.vox.com/2016/9/27/13067822/debate-clinton-trump-sexism The candidates #Clinton & #TrumpFaced off one-to-one on the stumpDebating her emails& him dissing females,Which … Continue reading →

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Election Fever

Posted on September 15, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a contender named Hill/ Who started to get a bit ill/ To show her infection/ Won’t stop the election/ She roped in a substitute, Bill./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/14/politics/bill-clinton-hillary-clinton-diagnosis-pneumonia-flu/ There was a contender named HillWho started to get a bit illTo … Continue reading →

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Trump Card?

Posted on August 18, 2016 by twitmericks

Republican candidate Trump/ Upset by a poll ratings slump/ Appointed Steve Bannon/ A well-known loose cannon/ To help him win out on the stump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/17/donald-trump-stephen-bannon-breitbart-news-kellyanne-conway Republican candidate TrumpUpset by a poll ratings slumpAppointed Steve BannonA well-known loose cannonTo help him … Continue reading →

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Trump Slump

Posted on August 2, 2016 by twitmericks

Republican candidate Trump/ Is seeing his poll numbers slump/ His spat with the Khans/ May lose him some fans/ And further boost Hillary’s bump./// http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/poll-clinton-trump-dnc-2016-226507 Republican candidate TrumpIs seeing his poll numbers slumpHis spat with the KhansMay lose him some … Continue reading →

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Up Hill Struggle

Posted on July 27, 2016 by twitmericks

The Democrat National Convention/ Got over initial dissension/ To get behind Hillary/ And turn its artillery/ On Trump, who’s in real contention./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-36900742 The Democrat National ConventionGot over initial dissensionTo get behind HillaryAnd turn its artilleryOn Trump who's in real … Continue reading →

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Second Time as Farce

Posted on July 19, 2016 by twitmericks

Melania’s speech went so well/ Till somewhere it rang a faint bell/ And experts concurred/ She stole word for word/ An earlier one by Michelle./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama Melania's speech went so wellTill somewhere it rang a faint bellAnd experts concurredShe stole … Continue reading →

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The Unsubtler Butler

Posted on May 13, 2016 by twitmericks

Old Donald Trump’s wrinkled retainer/ Outdid the outspoken campaigner/ His posts on Obama,/ Provoking a drama,/ Were plainer, profaner, insaner./// On Facebook, Trump’s Longtime Butler Calls for Obama to Be Killed Old Donald Trump's wrinkled retainerOutdid the outspoken campaignerHis posts … Continue reading →

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Taking Exception

Posted on May 10, 2016 by twitmericks

The Trump said Sadiq is OK/ To enter the US of A/ As non-Muslims do,/ But Khan said screw you -/  I hope you get trounced, by the way!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36256087 The #Trump said #Sadiq is OKTo enter the US of … Continue reading →

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Cruz Gets the Blues

Posted on May 4, 2016 by twitmericks

There was a contender named Cruz/ Of right-wing Republican views./ Outplayed on the stump/ By Donald J Trump/ He quit when he saw he would lose./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/ted-cruz-drops-out/ There was a contender named CruzOf right-wing Republican views.Outplayed on the stumpBy Donald … Continue reading →

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A Massive Dick

Posted on March 4, 2016 by twitmericks

Said Donald “I thank my creator/ That nobody’s penis is greater/ Lil’ Marco is wrong/ I’ve got a huge schlong”/ Asserted the great mass debater./// http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/donald-trump-assures-americans-his-penis-is-big-enough-to-lead.html Said Donald "I thank my creatorThat nobody's penis is greaterLil' Marco is wrongI've got … Continue reading →

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