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That’s ‘ow to Oldham

Posted on December 5, 2015 by twitmericks

Electors on Thursday in Oldham/ Rejected what UKIP’d told ’em/ Despite what some wrote/ The popular vote/ Showed Labour still able to hold ’em./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2015/12/why-did-result-oldham-west-come-such-surprise Electors on Thursday in OldhamRejected what UKIP'd told 'emDespite what some wroteThe popular voteShowed Labour … Continue reading →

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Nige’ll Oblige

Posted on May 12, 2015 by twitmericks

Although Nigel Farage resigned/ It put his old mates in a bind/ They need Farage back/ Because of a lack -/ There’s nobody else they could find!/// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/11/nigel-farage-withdraws-resignation-as-ukip-leader Although Nigel Farage resignedIt put his old mates in a bindThey need … Continue reading →

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Making New Plans for Nigel

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

The final result in South Thanet/ Does not go as Ukippers plan it/ So farewell Farage/ No more badinage/ You said if you lost you would can it./// http://news.sky.com/story/1480147/farage-loses-ukip-westminster-bid-fails The final result in South ThanetDoes not go as Ukippers plan … Continue reading →

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Bullets Vs Ballots

Posted on May 6, 2015 by twitmericks

In Hampshire a UKIP contender,/ Whose chances were anyway slender,/ Was given the boot/ For saying he’d shoot/ The Tory incumbent defender./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-ukip-sacks-candidate-who-threatened-to-shoot-his-tory-rival-10227552.html In Hampshire a UKIP contender,Whose chances were anyway slender,Was given for the bootFor saying he'd shootThe Tory … Continue reading →

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Electoral Rolls

Posted on April 10, 2015 by twitmericks

A cheating UKIP politician/ Was probed by police on suspicion/ Of fixing the polls/ With free sausage rolls,/ Endangering voter nutrition./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-32234567 A cheating UKIP politicianWas probed by police on suspicionOf fixing the pollsWith free sausage rolls,Endangering voter nutrition. — … Continue reading →

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Vanity Project

Posted on January 25, 2015 by twitmericks

An MEP says he defected/ (Though UKIP declared him ejected)/ As Farage’s vanity/ And members’ insanity/ Somehow weren’t what he expected./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30967633 An MEP says he defected(Though #UKIP declared him ejected) As Farage's vanityAnd members' insanitySomehow weren't what he expected. … Continue reading →

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Too Far For Farage

Posted on December 22, 2014 by twitmericks

A UKIP official from Thanet/ Was told by her party to can it/ For saying some stuff/ Jaw-dropping enough/ That even Farage wants to ban it./// http://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/party-expels-councillor-for-jaw-29019/ A UKIP official from ThanetWas told by her party to can itFor saying … Continue reading →

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Merry Racistmas

Posted on December 15, 2014 by twitmericks

The Ukippers’ Essexmas present/ To Nigel Farage wasn’t pleasant/ His Basildon hopeful/ Got racist when dopeful/ & joked about shooting a peasant./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-jokes-about-shooting-peasants-in-racist-and-homophobic-rant-9923478.html The Ukippers' Essexmas presentTo Nigel Farage wasn't pleasantHis Basildon hopefulGot racist when dopeful& joked about shooting a … Continue reading →

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Roger Rogered

Posted on December 10, 2014 by twitmericks

A Ukip official named Bird,/ Accused of harassment, averred/ ‘I’m not some old flasher,/ I slept with Natasha -/ I swear hanky-panky occurred!’/// Ukip sex pest row: Do these text messages prove Roger Bird is innocent? A Ukip official named … Continue reading →

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Medway Headway

Posted on November 21, 2014 by twitmericks

The Strood by-election in Kent/ Solidified UKIP’s ascent,/ Farage making headway/ In towns on the Medway,/ Which Cameron swore to prevent./// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c77d2ccc-7138-11e4-8113-00144feabdc0.html#slide0 The Strood by-election in KentSolidified #UKIP's ascent,Farage making headwayIn towns on the Medway,Which Cameron swore to prevent. — … Continue reading →

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