Monthly Archives: February 2017

Tinker, Cayla, Soldier, Spy

Posted on February 18, 2017 by twitmericks

For anyone tempted to get/ A doll that can access the net/ The Germans advise/ They could become spies/ And pose a security threat./// Germans warned to DESTROY Cayla, network-connected doll that spies on children For anyone tempted to getA … Continue reading →

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A Job to Fill

Posted on February 17, 2017 by twitmericks

  As NSA head Donald Trump/ Chose Flynn whom he then had to dump/ And so he put forward/ A fellow named Harward/ Who said take a big running jump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/16/robert-harward-turns-down-national-security-adviser-trump As NSA head Donald TrumpChose Flynn whom he then … Continue reading →

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Blair Ditch Brexit Project

Posted on February 17, 2017 by twitmericks

  The former prime minister Blair/ Said voters were quite unaware/ What Brexit denotes/ Though casting their votes/ For him was a different affair./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/17/tony-blair-debilitated-labour-is-facilitating-a-disastrous-brexit The former prime minister BlairSaid voters were quite unawareWhat Brexit denotesThough casting their votesFor him … Continue reading →

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Marital Disharmony

Posted on February 16, 2017 by twitmericks

  The synod has voted to thwart/ A C of E bishops’ report/ Because it disparages/ Single-sex marriages/ Which many clerics support./// https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2017/17-february/news/uk/synod-rebuff-for-bishops-report-on-sexuality The #synod has voted to thwartA C of E bishops' reportBecause it disparagesSingle-sex marriagesWhich many clerics support.#CofE … Continue reading →

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Nuttall he Pretends to be

Posted on February 15, 2017 by twitmericks

A UKIP man shot down in flames/ For making non-factual claims/ Is standing in Stoke/ And so this fine bloke/ Found somebody else whom he blames./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/02/definitive-list-all-people-paul-nuttall-has-blamed A UKIP man shot down in flamesFor making non-factual claimsIs standing in StokeAnd … Continue reading →

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Out Like Flynn 2

Posted on February 14, 2017 by twitmericks

A lying Trump aide named Mike Flynn/ Departed the job one month in;/ His secret discussions/ With senior Russians/ Not even Sean Spicer could spin./// http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-usa-nsa-flynn-idUKKBN15T0CP A lying Trump aide named Mike FlynnDeparted the job one month in;His secret discussionsWith … Continue reading →

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Cheap Humour

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A book by a top limericker/ Retails at a mere 7 nicker/ On Wordery’s link -/ As much as a drink/ (Of somewhat extortionate liquor)/// https://wordery.com/there-once-was-a-man-with-six-wives-mick-twister-9781911042235?cTrk=Mzk4MTI5OTZ8NThhMGIyMDkzOTM0NDoxOjE6NThhMGIxYTIyMzVlNjkuOTM3MTYzOTY6NTIyMjVhYjQ%3D

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Out Like Flynn?

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

  Mike Flynn has had secret discussions/ On sanctions with senior Russians/ Which Nancy Pelosi/ Finds overly cosy/ Demanding he face repercussions./// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pelosi-flynn-russia_us_589facf1e4b094a129eb9472 Mike Flynn has had secret discussionsOn sanctions with senior RussiansWhich Nancy PelosiFinds overly cosyDemanding he face repercussions … Continue reading →

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Kim Fires One Off

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim from Pyongyang/ Was badly in need of a bang/ He fired his Rodong,/ A missile that’s long/ And has to stand in for his whang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38947451 A fellow named Kim from PyongyangWas badly in need of … Continue reading →

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Crossing the Line

Posted on February 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Trump aide they call Kellyanne/  Devotedly stands by her man/ But saying we oughta/ Buy stuff from his daughter/ Infringes a federal ban./// http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/2/9/14561864/kellyanne-conway-ivanka-trump-nordstrom The Trump aide they call #Kellyanne Devotedly stands by her manBut saying we oughtaBuy stuff from … Continue reading →

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