Monthly Archives: October 2019

Magnetic Pole

Posted on October 8, 2019 by twitmericks

An entrepreneur known as Jennifer/ Boasts skill at enamouring men of ‘er,/ Her dances on poles/ Attract simple souls/ Like Johnson, whom she has antennae for./// An entrepreneur known as JenniferBoasts skill at enamouring men of 'er,Her dances on polesAttract … Continue reading →

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Dog on

Posted on October 6, 2019 by twitmericks

When lorries, post-Brexit, get stuck,/ A driver marooned in a truck/ Will just have to stay by/ Some Kent doggers’/ lay-by And watch exhibitionists fuck./// When lorries, post-Brexit, get stuck,A driver marooned in a truckWill just have to stay bySome … Continue reading →

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Forbidden fruit

Posted on October 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A Russian wants Apple to pay/ Since one of its apps made him gay./ His sex life exploded/ The day he downloaded,/ But now he just wants Google Play./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1180191212344610816

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Being extorted*

Posted on October 2, 2019 by twitmericks

“When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,/ Ten miles away somebody chexit./ With this cunning plan”,/ Said Boris, “I can/ Pretend it’s the EU wot rexit!”/// *The title is an anagram of ‘Get Brexit Done’ https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/02/boris-johnson-promises-no-brexit-checks-at-irish-border.html "When stuff goes cross-border post-Brexit,Ten miles … Continue reading →

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Conference hit

Posted on October 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,/ Enlivened their grand jamboree/ And got himself barred/ For clocking a guard,/ To show law and order is key./// Sir Geoffrey, a Tory MP,Enlivened their grand jamboreeAnd got himself barredFor clocking a guard,To show law … Continue reading →

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