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Wise Guy

Posted on January 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Donald declares he is smart,/ His genius way off the chart;/ The louder his pleas,/ The more the world sees/ A dumb narcissistic old fart./// Old Donald declares he is smart,His genius right off the chart;The louder his pleas,The … Continue reading →

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Treason and Plot

Posted on January 4, 2018 by twitmericks

Here is the Donald Trump news:/ His staff are all airing their views,/ Steve Bannon cried treason,/ Trump questioned his reason,/ And most of them wanted to lose./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-42559436  

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Small Hands, Big Button

Posted on January 3, 2018 by twitmericks

A scarily prominent figure/ Whose finger is close to the trigger/ Responds to Pyongyang/ By waving his whang,/ Declaring “My button is bigger!”/// A scarily prominent figureWhose finger is close to the triggerResponds to PyongyangBy waving his whang,Declaring "My button … Continue reading →

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Failing Grayling

Posted on January 2, 2018 by twitmericks

Conservative minister Grayling/ Left overcharged passengers railing/ And flew off to Qatar/ To dodge the small matter/ Of policies palpably failing./// Conservative minister GraylingLeft overcharged passengers railingAnd flew off to QatarTo dodge the small matterOf policies palpably failing.#RailFail #railfares #railfare … Continue reading →

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High Time for Change

Posted on January 1, 2018 by twitmericks

A law that’s henceforth to apply/ Will let Californians buy/ A measure of weed/ For personal need;/ Expect the demand to be high./// A law that's henceforth to applyWill let Californians buyA measure of weedFor personal need;Expect the demand to … Continue reading →

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Farewell 2017

Posted on December 31, 2017 by twitmericks

2017 Mugabe got kicked in the rump May hit an electoral bump Abusers were outed And ISIL was routed, But then again, President Trump. Happy New Year Everyone!

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Mick Twister’s Bigly Brextastic 2017

Posted on December 30, 2017 by twitmericks

I could easily fill this review with Trump and Brexit, but there’s too much other good stuff around, so let me briefly summarise those twin horrors. TRUMP  It was a year when one  man bestrode the world of news like … Continue reading →

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A-don’ Believe it!

Posted on December 30, 2017 by twitmericks

Ex-minister Andrew Adonis,/ To judge by his horrified tone is/ Just grasping that May/ Is in disarray,/ While most are appalled at his slowness./// Ex-minister Andrew #Adonis ,To judge by his horrified tone isJust grasping that MayIs in disarray,While most … Continue reading →

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For Frock’s Sake!

Posted on December 27, 2017 by twitmericks

A racing car driver named Lewis/ Who said ‘what a fool my nephewis/ For wearing a dress/ To act the princess’/ Was told how outdated this viewis./// A racing car driver named LewisWho said what a fool my nephewisFor wearing … Continue reading →

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Merry Christmas

Posted on December 25, 2017 by twitmericks

And here’s a seasonal limerick for you all. This is from the December issue of Tidings, the magazine of St James's church Piccadilly. Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/60tRcp3PUw — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 25, 2017

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