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Grace Under Pressure

Posted on August 19, 2017 by twitmericks

Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,/ Alleged to have scarred a girl’s face/ By wielding a cable/ Will no doubt be able/ To stop cops pursuing the case./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/19/south-africa-grants-grace-mugabe-diplomatic-immunity-report Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,Alleged to have scarred a girl's faceBy wielding a cableNo … Continue reading →

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Trump Fires Bannon

Posted on August 18, 2017 by twitmericks

A staffer the others distrust,/ The one Scaramucci had cussed,/ Steve Bannon, we hear,/ Is out on his ear -/ Another Trump aide bites the dust./// A staffer the others distrust,The one Scaramucci had cussed,Steve Bannon, we hear,Is out on … Continue reading →

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Confessions of a…

Posted on August 16, 2017 by twitmericks

A Catholic box for confession/ Was used in a porno film session/ The church got litigious/ But tho sacrilegious/ It wasn’t a legal transgression./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40934331 A Catholic box for confessionWas used in a porno film sessionThe church got litigiousBut tho … Continue reading →

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Swift Justice

Posted on August 15, 2017 by twitmericks

  Molested artiste Taylor Swift/ Is glad David Mueller’s been stiffed,/ Expressing a hope/ That others who grope/ Will also be given short shrift./// http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/14/entertainment/taylor-swift-verdict/index.html Molested artiste Taylor SwiftIs glad David Mueller's been stiffed,Expressing a hopeThat others who gropeWill also … Continue reading →

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Dumping Trump

Posted on August 15, 2017 by twitmericks

The boss of the company Merck/ Is no longer going to work/ With President Trump/ Who, taking the hump,/ Said lower ya prices ya jerk!/// https://finance.yahoo.com/news/merck-under-armour-ceos-resign-015019041.html The boss of the company MerckIs no longer going to workWith President TrumpWho, taking … Continue reading →

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Bang Goes the Neighbourhood

Posted on August 14, 2017 by twitmericks

The fellow who runs South Korea/ Considers the Donald’s idea/ To nuke Kim Jong-Un/ Most inopportune/ For anyone anywhere near./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40923284 The fellow who runs South KoreaConsiders the Donald's ideaTo nuke Kim Jong-UnMost inopportuneFor anyone anywhere near.#korea #Trump — Mick … Continue reading →

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Dedicated Followers of Fascism

Posted on August 13, 2017 by twitmericks

If foreigners threaten he trashes ’em/ If liberals vex him he bashes ’em/ But Donald J Trump/ Is not gonna dump/ On home-grown American fascism./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-accused-inflaming-racial-tensions-violent-clashes-in-charlottesville-virginia-white-a7890351.html If foreigners threaten he trashes 'emIf liberals vex him he bashes 'emBut Donald J … Continue reading →

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Beeb Boob Boob

Posted on August 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A film star of glamour and glitz/ Who’s garnering internet hits/ Declared herself stoked:/ I’ve made it, she joked/ The BBC News showed my tits!/// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/true-blood-star-anna-paquin-reveals-it-was-her-breasts-that-accidentally-appeared-on-bbc-news-at-ten-a3610276.html A film star of glamour and glitzWho's garnering internet hitsDeclared herself stoked:I've made it, … Continue reading →

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Lord Floored

Posted on August 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A CNN pundit named Lord/ Whose tweet of ‘Sieg Heil’ was deplored/ Has proven the saw/ They call Godwin’s law/ For which he was thrown overboard./// https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/aug/10/cnn-jeffrey-lord-tweet-nazi-salute-media-matters A CNN pundit named LordWhose tweet of 'Sieg Heil' was deploredHas proven the … Continue reading →

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War of Words

Posted on August 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Enjoyed firing off a harangue;/ As Trump in DC/ Joined in with some glee,/ Things started to go with a bang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416 A fellow named Kim in PyongyangEnjoyed firing off a harangue;As Trump in … Continue reading →

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