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Marital Disharmony

Posted on February 16, 2017 by twitmericks

  The synod has voted to thwart/ A C of E bishops’ report/ Because it disparages/ Single-sex marriages/ Which many clerics support./// https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2017/17-february/news/uk/synod-rebuff-for-bishops-report-on-sexuality The #synod has voted to thwartA C of E bishops' reportBecause it disparagesSingle-sex marriagesWhich many clerics support.#CofE … Continue reading →

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Nuttall he Pretends to be

Posted on February 15, 2017 by twitmericks

A UKIP man shot down in flames/ For making non-factual claims/ Is standing in Stoke/ And so this fine bloke/ Found somebody else whom he blames./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/02/definitive-list-all-people-paul-nuttall-has-blamed A UKIP man shot down in flamesFor making non-factual claimsIs standing in StokeAnd … Continue reading →

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Out Like Flynn 2

Posted on February 14, 2017 by twitmericks

A lying Trump aide named Mike Flynn/ Departed the job one month in;/ His secret discussions/ With senior Russians/ Not even Sean Spicer could spin./// http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-usa-nsa-flynn-idUKKBN15T0CP A lying Trump aide named Mike FlynnDeparted the job one month in;His secret discussionsWith … Continue reading →

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Cheap Humour

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A book by a top limericker/ Retails at a mere 7 nicker/ On Wordery’s link -/ As much as a drink/ (Of somewhat extortionate liquor)/// https://wordery.com/there-once-was-a-man-with-six-wives-mick-twister-9781911042235?cTrk=Mzk4MTI5OTZ8NThhMGIyMDkzOTM0NDoxOjE6NThhMGIxYTIyMzVlNjkuOTM3MTYzOTY6NTIyMjVhYjQ%3D

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Out Like Flynn?

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

  Mike Flynn has had secret discussions/ On sanctions with senior Russians/ Which Nancy Pelosi/ Finds overly cosy/ Demanding he face repercussions./// http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pelosi-flynn-russia_us_589facf1e4b094a129eb9472 Mike Flynn has had secret discussionsOn sanctions with senior RussiansWhich Nancy PelosiFinds overly cosyDemanding he face repercussions … Continue reading →

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Kim Fires One Off

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim from Pyongyang/ Was badly in need of a bang/ He fired his Rodong,/ A missile that’s long/ And has to stand in for his whang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38947451 A fellow named Kim from PyongyangWas badly in need of … Continue reading →

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Crossing the Line

Posted on February 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Trump aide they call Kellyanne/  Devotedly stands by her man/ But saying we oughta/ Buy stuff from his daughter/ Infringes a federal ban./// http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/2/9/14561864/kellyanne-conway-ivanka-trump-nordstrom The Trump aide they call #Kellyanne Devotedly stands by her manBut saying we oughtaBuy stuff from … Continue reading →

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End of the Line

Posted on February 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A wealthy small-handed old wanker/ Reacted with fury and rancour/ To news that a store/ Would not any more/ Sell clothes by his daughter Ivanka./// story A wealthy small-handed old wankerReacted with fury and rancourTo news that a storeWould not … Continue reading →

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Publication Day

Posted on February 9, 2017 by twitmericks

Today a new volume arrives/ Of verses on old royal lives/ From Alfred to Liz;/ The name of it iz/ “There Once Was a Man With Six Wives”./// Yes, today’s the day – the second Mick Twister limerick history book … Continue reading →

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Expensive DeVos Hearing

Posted on February 8, 2017 by twitmericks

For those who are still at a loss/ On witnessing Betsy DeVos/ Confirmed in a vote/ It’s worthwhile to note/ The palms she’d occasion to cross./// http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/betsy-devos-just-bought-herself-a-trump-cabinet-position-w465578 For those who are still at a lossOn witnessing Betsy De VosConfirmed in … Continue reading →

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