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Double-barrelled

Posted on January 7, 2015 by twitmericks

A man with two willies declared I fear many women are scared The pleasure is double And rather less trouble With one correspondingly paired http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/30684471 A man with two willies declaredI fear many women are scaredThe pleasure is doubleAnd rather … Continue reading →

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You Better Watch Out…

Posted on January 7, 2015 by twitmericks

A woman who lived in LA/ Got stuck in a chimney one day/ We just saw a foot/ All covered in soot/ As she dangled naked halfway.

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Come and Get Me!

Posted on January 5, 2015 by twitmericks

A Kiwi decided his fate/ Was jihad with Islamic State./ He tweeted for terror/ But made one big error -/ He did it on geolocate./// http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11380705 A Kiwi decided his fateWas jihad with Islamic State.He tweeted for terrorBut made one … Continue reading →

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Not Randy Andy

Posted on January 3, 2015 by twitmericks

A chap of the royal variety/ And pillar of British society/ Who’s named in relation/ To teen exploitation/ Denies underage impropriety. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30659629 A chap of the royal varietyAnd pillar of British societyWho's named in relationTo teen exploitationDenies underage impropriety. — … Continue reading →

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2014 in Review 4 – Funny Old World

Posted on December 31, 2014 by twitmericks

To finish my limerick review of the year, here are a few of the weird and wacky stories that made me laugh at some point. If there’s a common thread running through them, I guess it’s sex. Links follow to remind … Continue reading →

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Unhappy Old Year

Posted on December 31, 2014 by twitmericks

Good riddance to 2014/ When ISIS appeared on the scene;/ Ebola, Ukraine,/ A vanishing plane -/ A merry old year YOU have been./// Good riddance to 2014When ISIS appeared on the scene;Ebola, Ukraine,A vanishing plane –A merry old year YOU … Continue reading →

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Flawed Fraud Trial

Posted on December 30, 2014 by twitmericks

Navalny was always disputin’/ The power of President Putin/ But such opposition/ Amounts to sedition/ Which plainly demands prosecutin’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-30630635 Navalny was always disputin'The power of President PutinBut such oppositionAmounts to seditionWhich plainly demands prosecutin'. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December … Continue reading →

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#FreeAJStaff

Posted on December 30, 2014 by twitmericks

Three AJE journos in jail Have been there a year on the nail They have to go free And Sisi must see It’s all been one big epic fail./// (NB: Look behind the mask for a rare Hitchcockian cameo appearance … Continue reading →

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2014 In Review 3: Weird Science

Posted on December 28, 2014 by twitmericks

So what did we learn about the world in 2014? We learned that a comet can be caught, Richard III was a bastard, and neanderthals invented the paleo diet. We also learnt that… Fish, such as dace do it, Even … Continue reading →

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2014 In Review pt2: ISIS crisis

Posted on December 28, 2014 by twitmericks

Part Two of my Limerick Review looks at a few highlights of world events in a year when Crimea seceded and Islamic State succeeded in carving chunks from Iraq and Syria, but couldn’t decide what its own name was – … Continue reading →

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