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Baby Don’t Go

Posted on December 27, 2014 by twitmericks

Because of repairs I’m afraid Your train is severely delayed. The roads are quite icy, So driving is dicy – It might just be best if you stayed!      

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2014 In Review: UK Politics

Posted on December 26, 2014 by twitmericks

2014 IN LIMERICKS: UK POLITICS It was the year when Scotland said Yesbutnobut and UKIP won its first MP – but had to tell party members to stop tweeting shit. Cameron took a hammering, Warsi got arsy and Ed lost … Continue reading →

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Sell Sex Please, We’re British

Posted on December 26, 2014 by twitmericks

Great Britain has taken the chance/ To grow to be bigger than France/ Illegal narcotic/ And also erotic/ Transactions allowed this advance./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11313327/Britain-edges-past-France-on-world-stage.html Great Britain has taken the chanceTo grow to be bigger than FranceIllegal narcoticAnd also eroticTransactions allowed this … Continue reading →

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Happy Limerickmas

Posted on December 26, 2014 by twitmericks

Here’s seasonal limerick greetings Good luck with familial meetings I hope you have time For reason and rhyme & copious drinkings & eatings./// Slightly delayed posting this as a result of aforementioned consumption. Happy Christmas/New Year from Mick Twister – … Continue reading →

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Private Exhibitor

Posted on December 24, 2014 by twitmericks

An artist who comes from Japan/ Fell foul of a genital ban./ For using in art/ Her own private part/ She faces two years in the can./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30595378 An artist who comes from JapanFell foul of a genital ban.For using … Continue reading →

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Nutty Incident

Posted on December 24, 2014 by twitmericks

The boss of Korean Air’s daughter/ Reacted as she didn’t aughter/ By losing the rag/ At nuts in a bag/ (They’ll charge ‘er as soon as they’ve caught ‘er)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30595519 The boss of Korean Air's daughterReacted as she didn't aughterBy … Continue reading →

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Knicker-nicker nicked

Posted on December 23, 2014 by twitmericks

In China a lingerie thief/ Whose bra-burgling beggared belief/ Hid what he was stealing/ And brought down the ceiling/ And that is today’s news in brief./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/prolific-underwear-thief-busted-after-ceiling-drops-from-strain-of-around-2000-bras-and-knickers-9940809.html In China a lingerie thiefWhose bra-burgling beggared beliefHid what he was stealingCollapsing the … Continue reading →

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Too Far For Farage

Posted on December 22, 2014 by twitmericks

A UKIP official from Thanet/ Was told by her party to can it/ For saying some stuff/ Jaw-dropping enough/ That even Farage wants to ban it./// http://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/party-expels-councillor-for-jaw-29019/ A UKIP official from ThanetWas told by her party to can itFor saying … Continue reading →

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Bear Facts

Posted on December 19, 2014 by twitmericks

Attempts to remove the bear’s fangs/ Give Vladimir terrible pangs/ But sadly for Putin/ Amid all the shootin’/ He gets fewer bucks for his bangs./// http://www.vox.com/2014/12/18/7414949/vladimir-putins-insane-sounding-bear-quote-is-essential-for Attempts to remove the bear's fangsGive Vladimir terrible pangsBut sadly for PutinAmid all the … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Won

Posted on December 18, 2014 by twitmericks

The DPRK’s secret hackers/ Persuaded #TheInterview’s backers/ To pull it from screens/ Which patently means/ A win for the cyberattackers./// http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/18/sony-cancellation-the-interview-hack-north-korea-watchers The DPRK's secret hackersPersuaded #TheInterview's backersTo pull it from screensWhich patently meansA win for the cyberattackers. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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