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Suffragan Suffragist

Posted on December 17, 2014 by twitmericks

The vicar of St Peter’s Hale/ Is blazing a notable trail./ The bishop-to-be/ Of the suffragan see/ Of Stockport is female, not male./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30510137 The vicar of St Peter's HaleIs blazing a notable trailThe bishop-to-beOf the suffragan seeOf Stockport is … Continue reading →

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Rouble Trouble

Posted on December 16, 2014 by twitmericks

The fall in the price of the rouble/ Saw interest rates almost double/ Severe repercussions/ Will follow for Russians/ So Vladimir Putin’s in trouble./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30492518 The fall in the price of the rubleSaw interest rates almost doubleSevere repercussionsWill follow for … Continue reading →

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Merry Racistmas

Posted on December 15, 2014 by twitmericks

The Ukippers’ Essexmas present/ To Nigel Farage wasn’t pleasant/ His Basildon hopeful/ Got racist when dopeful/ & joked about shooting a peasant./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-jokes-about-shooting-peasants-in-racist-and-homophobic-rant-9923478.html The Ukippers' Essexmas presentTo Nigel Farage wasn't pleasantHis Basildon hopefulGot racist when dopeful& joked about shooting a … Continue reading →

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

Posted on December 14, 2014 by twitmericks

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old BangaloreGot mixed up in Syria's warPolice detained BiswasAs one game of his … Continue reading →

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Sit-on Protest

Posted on December 12, 2014 by twitmericks

Protesters from various places/ Engaged in erotic embraces/ Expressing their scorn/ For new laws on porn/ By publicly sitting on faces./// https://news.vice.com/article/protesters-fight-against-harsh-uk-porn-laws-with-a-massive-face-sitting Protesters from various placesEngaged in erotic embracesExpressing their scornFor new laws on pornBy publicly sitting on faces. — … Continue reading →

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Air Traffic Jammed

Posted on December 12, 2014 by twitmericks

As traffic control out of Swanwick/ Is now by and large electranwick/ A technical glitch/ Is more than a hitch -/ The chaos ensuing is chranwick./// http://news.sky.com/story/1390974/flights-cancelled-after-traffic-control-glitch As traffic control out of SwanwickIs now by and large electranwickA technical glitchIs … Continue reading →

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Known Unknowables

Posted on December 12, 2014 by twitmericks

John Brennan of Langley, VA/ Defending the poor CIA/ Said nobody knows/ If torturing foes/ Has helped to keep terror at bay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-30437804 John Brennan of Langley, VADefending the poor CIASaid nobody knowsIf torturing foesHas helped to keep terror at … Continue reading →

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Roger Rogered

Posted on December 10, 2014 by twitmericks

A Ukip official named Bird,/ Accused of harassment, averred/ ‘I’m not some old flasher,/ I slept with Natasha -/ I swear hanky-panky occurred!’/// Ukip sex pest row: Do these text messages prove Roger Bird is innocent? A Ukip official named … Continue reading →

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Torture of Liberty

Posted on December 10, 2014 by twitmericks

A prominent Senate committee/ Found CIA methods weren’t pretty/ With sleep deprivation/ And rectal hydration/ Declared ineffective and shitty./// A prominent Senate committeeFound CIA methods weren't prettyWith sleep deprivationAnd rectal hydrationDeclared ineffective and shitty. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) December 10, … Continue reading →

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I Want Candy

Posted on December 10, 2014 by twitmericks

For Tory MP Nigel Mills/ Committee proceedings lacked thrills/ He found Candy Crush/ Brought more of a rush/ Than parliamentary bills./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-30375609 For Tory MP Nigel MillsCommittee proceedings lacked thrillsHe found Candy CrushBrought more of a rushThan parliamentary bills. — … Continue reading →

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