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Cheap Labour?

Posted on August 12, 2013 by twitmericks

Companies Tesco and Next/ Profess themselves rather perplexed./ Accused by Chris Bryant/ Of being reliant/ On overseas workers, they’re vexed./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/business/news/chris-bryant-forced-to-back-down-over-claim-that-tesco-uses-cheap-migrant-workers-8756555.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366877902131822593  

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Jens Shows Sense

Posted on August 11, 2013 by twitmericks

Jens Stoltenberg, Norway’s PM Displayed great composure and phlegm By driving a cab So voters could gab – PR-wise, an absolute gem.  ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23655675 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/366645352826277888

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Panda Pandered

Posted on August 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was an Edinburgh panda Whose partner did not understanda She’s going to whelp With medical help, Unable to raise the chap’s danda. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-23625465 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365761596632477696

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Monty Caught Out

Posted on August 8, 2013 by twitmericks

A cricketer went for a slash On bouncers while out on the lash To teach Monty Panesar What proper manners are Cops fined him £60 cash. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-23600037  https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365388244680056833

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Bloom’s Bloomer

Posted on August 7, 2013 by twitmericks

The mythical land Bongo Bongo/ Was used by an old UKIP drongo/ Discoursing on aid/ But now Bloom’s dismayed/ As UKIP has said it was wrongo. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/aug/07/ukip-godfrey-bloom-bongo-bongo-land https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365093578353033217

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Dr Who the F-?

Posted on August 6, 2013 by twitmericks

There once was a Dr named Who  Who tended to turn the air blue. When Mr Capaldi Starts giving ’em laldie* Those daleks won’t know what to do. ///http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2013/aug/05/peter-capaldi-doctor-who-americans-guide https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364790895167541249 *http://literalbarrage.org/blog/2005/01/15/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-laldie/

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Plonker Plonks Plonker in Plonk

Posted on August 6, 2013 by twitmericks

The member for Redlands, Australia/ Sent photos of his genitalia/ Plonked in red wine/ To his concubine/ A rare feat of true bacchanalia. ////http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/queensland-mp-peter-dowling-steps-down-amid-scandal-over-indecent-images-8748307.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364767402745016322  

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Fresh Meat

Posted on August 5, 2013 by twitmericks

A burger produced in a lab/ Was judged to be OK, if drab./ It’s OK to eat/ And quite close to meat,/ Like what’s in a doner kebab. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-23576143 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364412660088971265

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Who Runs Iran?

Posted on August 4, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old man named Hassan/ Who took over running Iran/ He wants to make friends/ But that all depends/ On whether Hassan’s his own man. ///http://www.aljazeera.com/video/middleeast/2013/08/2013843428202796.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/364011682848186368

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Polls Apart

Posted on August 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A chap named Mugabe from Zim/Said everyone voted for him/But Tsvangirai reckoned/The old man came second/So now things could get a bit grim. ///http://uk.reuters.com/article/2013/08/02/uk-zimbabwe-election-idUKBRE9710R020130802 A chap named Mugabe from ZimSaid everyone voted for himBut Tsvangirai reckonedThe old man came secondSo … Continue reading →

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