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Red and Dead

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Nevada’s state vote went ahead/ With voters electing a red,/ The pimp Dennis Hof,/ Not being put off/ By his being certified dead./// Nevada's state vote went aheadWith voters electing a red,The pimp Dennis Hof,Not being put offBy his being … Continue reading →

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Dump Trump

Posted on November 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Significant numbers of voters/ Turned out in the States to give notice/ They’re not gonna plump/ For President Trump / The next time they’re picking a POTUS./// Significant numbers of votersTurned out in the States to give noticeThey're not gonna … Continue reading →

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Stellar progress

Posted on November 5, 2018 by twitmericks

An asteroid passing our star,/ Resembling a giant cigar,/ Named ‘Oumuamua/ Is like very few are/ And could be a probe from afar./// An asteroid passing our star,Resembling a giant cigar,Named 'OumuamuaIs like very few areAnd could be a probe … Continue reading →

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Herd the news?

Posted on November 4, 2018 by twitmericks

  The llamas of upland Peru,/ Best-known for their wool hitherto,/ Have other great features -/ The clever old creatures/ Have found us a treatment for flu./// The llamas of upland Peru,Best-known for their wool hitherto,Have other great features –The … Continue reading →

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Banks job

Posted on November 2, 2018 by twitmericks

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/ He said here’s three million, now spendum,/ Believing that rules/ Are just there for fools,/ While Bad Boys are able to bendum./// When Banks funded Leave's referendumHe said here's three million, now spendum,Believing that rulesAre … Continue reading →

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Happy medium

Posted on October 31, 2018 by twitmericks

  A psychic who comes to orgasm/ Through sex with a randy phantasm/ Enjoys being haunted,/ Declaring, undaunted,/ It’s out of this world when she asm./// A psychic who comes to orgasmThrough sex with a randy phantasmEnjoys being haunted,Declaring, undaunted,It's … Continue reading →

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Batshit flatsit cat shit ruling

Posted on October 30, 2018 by twitmericks

A judge ruled in Julian’s spat/ With Ecuador over his flat/ The cost of his stay/ Is paying his way/ And cleaning up after his cat./// A judge ruled in Julian's spatWith Ecuador over his flatThe cost of his stayIs … Continue reading →

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Buzzing in the aisles

Posted on October 29, 2018 by twitmericks

A shop seeking sales stimulation/ And more market share penetration/ Is now selling toys/ An adult enjoys/ With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration./// A shop seeking sales stimulationAnd more market share penetrationIs now selling toysAn adult enjoysWith 'Feel the Difference' vibration.#sainsburys … Continue reading →

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Heads EU win, tails UK loses

Posted on October 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tories are terribly split/ And Brexit is going to shit/ But kind Mrs May/ Will give the UK/ A shiny new 50p bit./// The Tories are terribly splitAnd Brexit is going to shitBut kind Mrs MayWill give the UKA … Continue reading →

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Retailer shopped

Posted on October 26, 2018 by twitmericks

The business tycoon Philip Green/ Paid lawyers to keep his name clean/ But now he’s been thwarted,/ It can be reported/ It’s not just his wealth that’s obscene./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-45981436 The business tycoon Philip GreenPaid lawyers to keep his name cleanBut … Continue reading →

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