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Spreading the Word

Posted on February 18, 2018 by twitmericks

The church is to rent out its spires/

To boost broadband speeds in the shires,/

And feed, through the steeple/

The souls of the people/

As well as more earthly desires.///

The church is to rent out its spires
To boost broadband speeds in the shires,
And feed, through the steeple
The souls of the people
As well as more earthly desires.https://t.co/8kcXKYTvmn

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 18, 2018

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Without Prejudice?

Posted on February 18, 2018 by twitmericks

When UKIP’s head honcho disgraces ’em/

The party just goes and replaces ‘im,/

But oh what a bind -/

It’s so hard to find/

A leader untainted by racism.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43098646

When UKIP's head honcho disgraces 'em
The party just goes and replaces 'im,
But oh what a bind –
It's so hard to find
A leader untainted by racism.#UKIP #HenryBolton

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 18, 2018

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For Whom the Shill Trolls

Posted on February 17, 2018 by twitmericks

We know 13 Russians played roles/

In hacking American polls/

To badmouth and pillory/

Candidate Hillary,/

But who was controlling the trolls?///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43095881

We know 13 Russians played roles
In hacking American polls
To badmouth and pillory
Candidate Hillary,
But who was controlling the trolls?#Mueller #Russiagate #Collusion #trump

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 17, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged collusion, elections, mueller, russia, trump | Leave a comment

No Sex Please, We’re Australian

Posted on February 16, 2018 by twitmericks

The sex life of one politician/

Provoked a restrictive condition/

On pols in Australia/

And their genitalia/

That bans staff-related coition.///

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/feb/15/australia-bans-ministers-having-sex-with-staff-barnaby-joyce-malcolm-turnbull

The sex life of one politician
Provoked a restrictive condition
On pols in Australia
And their genitalia:
No staff-related coition.#BarnabyJoyce #Turnbull #Australia #no

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 15, 2018

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Bye Bye Tsvangirai

Posted on February 15, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow named Morgan from Zim/

Crossed swords with Mugabe the crim;/

He saw the dictator/

Fall sooner or later/

But in the end, too late for him.///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/14/morgan-tsvangirai-zimbabwe-opposition-leader-dies-aged-65

A fellow named Morgan from Zim
Crossed swords with Mugabe the crim;
He saw the dictator
Fall sooner or later
But in the end, too late for him.

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 15, 2018

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Jacob’s Snakes and Ladders

Posted on February 15, 2018 by twitmericks

South Africa’s President Zuma,/

A luxury fittings consuma,/

Reluctantly quit/

When knee-deep in shit,/

But did so with very bad huma.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43066443

South Africa's President Zuma,
A luxury fittings consuma,
Reluctantly quit
When knee-deep in shit,
But did so with very bad huma.#Zuma #ZumaExit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 14, 2018

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Dare to Bare!

Posted on February 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Though sleevelessness may have its charms,/

Kim Campbell considers it harms/

TV women’s gravitas;/

Others would have it as/

Asserting one’s right to bare arms.///

Though sleevelessness may have its charms,
Kim Campbell considers it harms
TV women's gravitas;
Others would have it as
Asserting one's right to bare arms.#KimCampbell #BareArms #Canada #righttobarearms https://t.co/B0USpv9ujx

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 14, 2018

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Received with Fangs

Posted on February 12, 2018 by twitmericks

A clerk who was caught on the take/

Said: Come on guys, gimme a break/

Although it sounds funny/

You’ll find all that money/

Inside the Nigerian Snake!///

A clerk who was caught on the take
Said: Come on guys, gimme a break
Although it sounds funny
You'll find all that money
Inside the #NigerianSnake !https://t.co/cnJPZxW8jf

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 12, 2018

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Rabbit in the Headlines

Posted on February 12, 2018 by twitmericks

A cartoon that features a bunny/

Made allergies out to be funny/

Without a redaction,/

The adverse reaction/

May cost the producers some munny.///

https://news.sky.com/story/calls-to-boycott-peter-rabbit-film-amid-food-allergy-bullying-claims-11247224

A cartoon that features a bunny
Made allergies out to be funny
Without a redaction,
The adverse reaction
May cost the producers some munny.#PeterRabbitMovie

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 12, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged allergies, films, movies, peter rabbit | Leave a comment

Golden Shakedown

Posted on February 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The Riyadh Ritz-Carlton Hotel/

Served Saudi Arabia well/

As somewhere to rinse/

The odd corrupt prince/

Detained in a luxury cell.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43024160

The Riyadh Ritz-Carlton Hotel
Served Saudi Arabia well
As somewhere to rinse
The odd corrupt prince
Detained in a luxury cell.#SaudiArabia #Saudi

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) February 11, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged ritz-carlton, saudi, saudi arabia | Leave a comment

twitmericks

Spreading the Word

Without Prejudice?

For Whom the Shill Trolls

No Sex Please, We’re Australian

Bye Bye Tsvangirai

Jacob’s Snakes and Ladders

Dare to Bare!

Received with Fangs

Rabbit in the Headlines

Golden Shakedown

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