Grace Under Pressure

Posted on August 19, 2017 by twitmericks

Zimbabwean First Lady Grace,/

Alleged to have scarred a girl’s face/

By wielding a cable/

Will no doubt be able/

To stop cops pursuing the case.///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/19/south-africa-grants-grace-mugabe-diplomatic-immunity-report

 

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Trump Fires Bannon

Posted on August 18, 2017 by twitmericks

A staffer the others distrust,/

The one Scaramucci had cussed,/

Steve Bannon, we hear,/

Is out on his ear -/

Another Trump aide bites the dust.///

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Confessions of a…

Posted on August 16, 2017 by twitmericks

A Catholic box for confession/

Was used in a porno film session/

The church got litigious/

But tho sacrilegious/

It wasn’t a legal transgression.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40934331

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Swift Justice

Posted on August 15, 2017 by twitmericks

 

Molested artiste Taylor Swift/

Is glad David Mueller’s been stiffed,/

Expressing a hope/

That others who grope/

Will also be given short shrift.///

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/08/14/entertainment/taylor-swift-verdict/index.html

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Dumping Trump

Posted on August 15, 2017 by twitmericks

The boss of the company Merck/

Is no longer going to work/

With President Trump/

Who, taking the hump,/

Said lower ya prices ya jerk!///

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/merck-under-armour-ceos-resign-015019041.html

 

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Bang Goes the Neighbourhood

Posted on August 14, 2017 by twitmericks

The fellow who runs South Korea/

Considers the Donald’s idea/

To nuke Kim Jong-Un/

Most inopportune/

For anyone anywhere near.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40923284

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Dedicated Followers of Fascism

Posted on August 13, 2017 by twitmericks

If foreigners threaten he trashes ’em/

If liberals vex him he bashes ’em/

But Donald J Trump/

Is not gonna dump/

On home-grown American fascism.///

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-accused-inflaming-racial-tensions-violent-clashes-in-charlottesville-virginia-white-a7890351.html

 

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Beeb Boob Boob

Posted on August 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A film star of glamour and glitz/

Who’s garnering internet hits/

Declared herself stoked:/

I’ve made it, she joked/

The BBC News showed my tits!///

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/true-blood-star-anna-paquin-reveals-it-was-her-breasts-that-accidentally-appeared-on-bbc-news-at-ten-a3610276.html

 

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Lord Floored

Posted on August 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A CNN pundit named Lord/

Whose tweet of ‘Sieg Heil’ was deplored/

Has proven the saw/

They call Godwin’s law/

For which he was thrown overboard.///

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/aug/10/cnn-jeffrey-lord-tweet-nazi-salute-media-matters

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War of Words

Posted on August 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/
Enjoyed firing off a harangue;/
As Trump in DC/
Joined in with some glee,/
Things started to go with a bang.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416

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