So Long!

Posted on August 1, 2017 by twitmericks

The longest word anyone knows is/

A monster I sadly suppose is/

One nobody can/

Conceivably scan/

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis.///

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/teenager-breaks-jacob-reesmoggs-record-for-using-the-longest-word-in-parliament-a3599876.html

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Mooch Job Blow

Posted on August 1, 2017 by twitmericks

The Mooch is now back on the shelf/

Not wanted as Donald’s house-elf/

Summarily fired/

When only just hired./

I hope he’s not down on himself.///

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We Need to Talk about Kevin

Posted on July 30, 2017 by twitmericks

The Sunday Times sacked Kevin Myers,/

But might avoid similar hires/

Of hacks spouting views/

Disparaging Jews/

By boycotting Shoah deniers.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40768352 

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Sharif don’t like it

Posted on July 28, 2017 by twitmericks

The Panama leaks brought to grief/

The man who was Pakistan’s chief/

And so for the want/

Of a credible font/

The country is now sans Sharif.///

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/pakistan-prime-minister-nawaz-sharif-corruption-supreme-court-disqualified-oust-kicked-out-charges-a7864116.html

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Scaramouche, can you?

Posted on July 28, 2017 by twitmericks

Scaramucci provoked a fandango,/

Denying it takes two to tango/

For strategist Bannon,/

A fellow loose cannon;/

I ask you – how low can a mango?///

http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon

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Space Invaders

Posted on July 27, 2017 by twitmericks

Astronomers told us today/
That matter in our Milky Way/
Is extra-galactical/
Although just what practical/
Difference this makes, I can’t say.///

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2141950-half-the-atoms-inside-your-body-came-from-across-the-universe/

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Fox not Trusted with Chicken

Posted on July 25, 2017 by twitmericks

The EU gave Liam a kickin/

About chlorination of chicken/

Which Brussels forbids/

But Fox reckons kids/

Will find chlorine sauce finger-lickin.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jul/25/brussels-attacks-liam-foxs-ignorant-remarks-chlorinated-chicken-eu-trade-deal-us

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No Shit!

Posted on July 23, 2017 by twitmericks

There is an old Tory who’s happy/

To say he has not changed a nappy/

For Jacob Rees-Mogg/

Who’s on his 6th sprog/

Has nanny for anything crappy.///

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-never-changed-a-nappy-lbc-nigel-farage-nanny-conservatives-a7854791.html

 

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Dammit, Thanet!

Posted on July 22, 2017 by twitmericks

A local authority, Thanet/

Was UKIP’s, alone on the planet/

Till someone defected/

Because she rejected/

The way fellow Ukippers ran it.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40691149

 

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Too Hot for Spicey

Posted on July 22, 2017 by twitmericks

Sean Spicer abruptly resigned/

Believing himself undermined;/

He got a bit tucci/

When old Scaramucci/

Was brought in to kick his behind.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40687521

 

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