A Job to Fill

Posted on February 17, 2017 by twitmericks

 

As NSA head Donald Trump/

Chose Flynn whom he then had to dump/

And so he put forward/

A fellow named Harward/

Who said take a big running jump.///

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/feb/16/robert-harward-turns-down-national-security-adviser-trump

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Blair Ditch Brexit Project

Posted on February 17, 2017 by twitmericks

 

The former prime minister Blair/

Said voters were quite unaware/

What Brexit denotes/

Though casting their votes/

For him was a different affair.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/feb/17/tony-blair-debilitated-labour-is-facilitating-a-disastrous-brexit

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Marital Disharmony

Posted on February 16, 2017 by twitmericks

 

The synod has voted to thwart/

A C of E bishops’ report/

Because it disparages/

Single-sex marriages/

Which many clerics support.///

https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2017/17-february/news/uk/synod-rebuff-for-bishops-report-on-sexuality

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Nuttall he Pretends to be

Posted on February 15, 2017 by twitmericks

A UKIP man shot down in flames/

For making non-factual claims/

Is standing in Stoke/

And so this fine bloke/

Found somebody else whom he blames.///

http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/02/definitive-list-all-people-paul-nuttall-has-blamed

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Out Like Flynn 2

Posted on February 14, 2017 by twitmericks

A lying Trump aide named Mike Flynn/

Departed the job one month in;/

His secret discussions/

With senior Russians/

Not even Sean Spicer could spin.///

http://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-usa-nsa-flynn-idUKKBN15T0CP

 

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Cheap Humour

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A book by a top limericker/
Retails at a mere 7 nicker/
On Wordery’s link -/
As much as a drink/
(Of somewhat extortionate liquor)///
https://wordery.com/there-once-was-a-man-with-six-wives-mick-twister-9781911042235?cTrk=Mzk4MTI5OTZ8NThhMGIyMDkzOTM0NDoxOjE6NThhMGIxYTIyMzVlNjkuOTM3MTYzOTY6NTIyMjVhYjQ%3D

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Out Like Flynn?

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

 

Mike Flynn has had secret discussions/
On sanctions with senior Russians/
Which Nancy Pelosi/
Finds overly cosy/
Demanding he face repercussions.///

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/pelosi-flynn-russia_us_589facf1e4b094a129eb9472

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Kim Fires One Off

Posted on February 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow named Kim from Pyongyang/

Was badly in need of a bang/

He fired his Rodong,/

A missile that’s long/

And has to stand in for his whang.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38947451

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Crossing the Line

Posted on February 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Trump aide they call Kellyanne/

 Devotedly stands by her man/

But saying we oughta/

Buy stuff from his daughter/

Infringes a federal ban.///

http://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2017/2/9/14561864/kellyanne-conway-ivanka-trump-nordstrom

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End of the Line

Posted on February 9, 2017 by twitmericks

A wealthy small-handed old wanker/
Reacted with fury and rancour/
To news that a store/
Would not any more/
Sell clothes by his daughter Ivanka.///

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