Special delivery

Posted on June 30, 2019 by twitmericks

Brazilians show some affection/

For rather a strange predilection:/

They come in their hordes/

To gather on wards,/

And watch a caesarean section.///

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Sick ardour

Posted on June 27, 2019 by twitmericks

A fungus impels the cicada,/

In some psychedelic lambada,/

To shag till it’s dead/

As body parts shed,/

Which doesn’t diminish its ardour.///

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Was Boris coached?

Posted on June 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Amid all the rows and the fusses/

The thing Boris Johnson discusses/

Is how, as was seen/

In 2016,/

He gets quite creative with buses.///

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The Birds

Posted on June 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A couple were trapped for a week/

By gulls that would dive-bomb and shriek,/

Until a gazebo/

Put up by the Beeb o-/

Verhead made them safe from the beak.///

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De Pfeffel kerfuffle

Posted on June 22, 2019 by twitmericks

Police were called out to a flat/

Where neighbours reported a spat/

As Carrie slammed Bozza/

And told him he wozza/

Red wine-spilling, unfeeling brat.///

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Field of combat

Posted on June 21, 2019 by twitmericks

A violent fellow named Field/

Whom video footage revealed/

To roughly sequester/

A woman protester/

May find that his fate is now sealed.///

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Carrie on regardless

Posted on June 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The woman in charge in Hong Kong/

Admitted she got some things wrong/

And shelved extradition,/

And now her position/

Is not looking terribly strong.///

https://www.vox.com/2019/6/18/18683582/hong-kong-extradition-bill-protests-china

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Careless whisker

Posted on June 17, 2019 by twitmericks

A presser at which bureaucrats/

In Pakistan reeled off some stats/

Was knocked out of kilter/

Because of a filter/

That saw them appearing as cats.///

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Mass debater pulls out

Posted on June 17, 2019 by twitmericks

Advisers designing the grid/

For Boris’s leadership bid,/

With reason mistrusting/

Their man at a hustings,/

Made sure that he ran off and hid.///

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48663546

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Party animal

Posted on June 14, 2019 by twitmericks

The ex-Labour member for Streatham,/

Would join any party that leatham;/

He’s now a Lib Dem,/

But only pro tem,/

Till someday the Tories will geatham.///

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116

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