The White House has fired Jeff Sessions/
Who wouldn’t support Trump’s suppressions,/
And named a politicker/
Named Matthew Whitaker/
To help cover up his transgressions.///
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/nov/07/jeff-sessions-fired-us-attorney-general
Nevada’s state vote went ahead/
With voters electing a red,/
The pimp Dennis Hof,/
Not being put off/
By his being certified dead.///
Significant numbers of voters/
Turned out in the States to give notice/
They’re not gonna plump/
For President Trump /
The next time they’re picking a POTUS.///
An asteroid passing our star,/
Resembling a giant cigar,/
Named ‘Oumuamua/
Is like very few are/
And could be a probe from afar.///
The llamas of upland Peru,/
Best-known for their wool hitherto,/
Have other great features -/
The clever old creatures/
Have found us a treatment for flu.///
When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/
He said here’s three million, now spendum,/
Believing that rules/
Are just there for fools,/
While Bad Boys are able to bendum.///
A psychic who comes to orgasm/
Through sex with a randy phantasm/
Enjoys being haunted,/
Declaring, undaunted,/
It’s out of this world when she asm.///
A judge ruled in Julian’s spat/
With Ecuador over his flat/
The cost of his stay/
Is paying his way/
And cleaning up after his cat.///
A shop seeking sales stimulation/
And more market share penetration/
Is now selling toys/
An adult enjoys/
With ‘Feel the Difference’ vibration.///
The Tories are terribly split/
And Brexit is going to shit/
But kind Mrs May/
Will give the UK/
A shiny new 50p bit.///
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