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I’m No Big Mass Debater, Says PM

Posted on March 5, 2015 by twitmericks

The UK Prime Minister said/ He wouldn’t debate head-to-head;/ Now Dave’s running scared/ He’ll be empty-chaired/ And Nick can do battle with Ed./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11451072/David-Cameron-could-be-empty-chaired-in-TV-debates-as-Labour-accuse-him-of-running-scared.html The UK Prime Minister saidHe wouldn't debate head-to-head;Now Dave's running scaredHe'll be empty-chairedAnd Nick can do … Continue reading →

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Inner Pickle

Posted on January 19, 2015 by twitmericks

Communities minister Eric/ Has angered the odd Muslim cleric/ By writing a letter/ To say “could do better”/ Which made them distinctly choleric./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30877447 Communities minister EricHas angered the odd Muslim clericBy writing a letterTo say "could do better"Which made … Continue reading →

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Super Collider

Posted on October 28, 2014 by twitmericks

What every Prime Minister needs/ When visiting cities like Leeds/ Is close supervision/ To fend off collision/ With joggers at dangerous speeds./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-29784493 What every Prime Minister needsWhen visiting cities like LeedsIs close supervisionTo fend off collisionWith joggers at dangerous … Continue reading →

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Courting Controversy

Posted on October 3, 2014 by twitmericks

Conservative minister Grayling/ Says liberal justice is failing,/ The ECHR/ Is going too far,/ And let’s bring back death by impaling./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/oct/03/tories-plan-uk-withdrawal-european-convention-on-human-rights Conservative minister #GraylingSays liberal justice is failing,The #ECHRIs going too far,And let's bring back death by impaling. — Mick … Continue reading →

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Dishonourable Members

Posted on September 28, 2014 by twitmericks

The members for Braintree & Strood/ Have left Tory conference screwed/The latter defecting/The former electing/To post selfie pix in the nude.

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The Great Vow Shift

Posted on September 20, 2014 by twitmericks

Prime Minister Cameron’s vow/ Is causing a bit of a row/ The sweet words he said/ To get Scots in bed/ Are not what he’s offering now./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/20/ed-miliband-referendum-conference-david-cameron Prime Minister Cameron's vowIs causing a bit of a rowThe sweet words … Continue reading →

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Blether Together

Posted on September 10, 2014 by twitmericks

The PM departed The Smoke/ And went off to Scotland and spoke/ The gist of his blether:/ ‘We’re better together/ Don’t leave or my heart will be broke!’/// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/scottish-independence/dont-vote-for-independence-to-give-the-effing-tories-a-kick-cameron-tells-scotland-9723553.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/509694568665997312

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They Booze, You Lose

Posted on June 27, 2014 by twitmericks

The summit has settled on Juncker/ As Cameron took to his bunker/ We all knew he’d lose/ And as for the booze/ Apparently Churchill was drunker. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-28049375 The summit has settled on #Juncker As #Cameron took to his bunkerWe all knew he'd … Continue reading →

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Smooth Criminal

Posted on June 26, 2014 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Dave/ Who hired a phone-hacking knave./ He’s now been convicted/ As many predicted/ When Cameron dug his own grave. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27998411 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/482085773609816064

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Pole’s Position

Posted on June 24, 2014 by twitmericks

There once was a prominent Pole/ Whose words, as revealed by a mole/ Were undiplomatic/ And idiomatic/ And started with F, on the whole./// http://euobserver.com/foreign/124709 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/481377523377659904  

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