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Monty Caught Out

Posted on August 8, 2013 by twitmericks

A cricketer went for a slash On bouncers while out on the lash To teach Monty Panesar What proper manners are Cops fined him £60 cash. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-23600037  https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/365388244680056833

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Underground Indiscretion

Posted on October 4, 2012 by twitmericks

A football supremo named Roy/ Would mix with the Tube hoi polloi/ But the silly old sod/ Revealed his squad/ There are places it pays to be coy. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19827887  

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Strauss Declares

Posted on August 29, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an old cricketer, Strauss/ Who’s leaving the ECB house/ He says he’s to cease/ Due to form at the crease/ And not over Pietersen’s grouse. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/cricket/england-captain-andrew-strauss-retires-from-professional-cricket-8091853.html

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ECB Needs to Talk about Kevin

Posted on August 14, 2012 by twitmericks

An ex-England captain named Kevin/ Is out of the 3rd test eleven/ Selectors are vexed/ About the odd text/ For tabloids, it’s manna from heaven. /// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/cricket/international/england/9474591/Kevin-Pietersens-absence-will-not-weaken-England-in-Lords-Test-against-South-Africa-says-Graeme-Swann.html

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England Put On The Spot

Posted on June 25, 2012 by twitmericks

England got beaten by Italy/ & tho it was not done so prettily/ The better side won/ So an inquest’s begun/ Into why we do spotkicks so shittily. /// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/euro-2012-england-head-home-as-penalty-jinx-strikes-yet-again-7879839.html

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Capello Ciao

Posted on February 8, 2012 by twitmericks

There is an Italian fellow Folks know him as Fabio Capello He chucked in his job Over John Terry’s gob Cos he thought the FA had been yellow. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/16941457

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Chopper Chopped

Posted on February 3, 2012 by twitmericks

John Terry, ex-Engerland skipper Ain’t looking especially chipper The FA cut him loose Over racist abuse (Last time twas affairs of the zipper). http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/03/john-terry-stripped-england-captaincy-racism

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Twickers in a Twist

Posted on November 25, 2011 by twitmericks

RFU bosses in Twickenham/Are down & so everyone’s kickin’ em/The manager quit/& PR has been shit/All on top of the French players lickin’ em http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/nov/24/rob-andrew-rfu-twickenham?newsfeed=true

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Martin’s Partin’

Posted on November 16, 2011 by twitmericks

The ex-England manager, Martin/Does not any more have his heart in/The mixture of boozing/Dwarf-racing and losing/Our RWC team took part in. http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/rugby/rugby-union/international/martin-johnson-quits-as-england-manager-6262905.html

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Poppy Cock

Posted on November 9, 2011 by twitmericks

FIFA has OK’d the #poppy/After MPs and royals got stroppy/The press deemed it shoddy/But football’s world body/Provided a lot of good copy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2059446/FIFA-poppy-row-England-wear-armband.html

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