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God Save The Quayne

Posted on September 9, 2015 by twitmericks

Surpassing a previous reign/ Is quite a big feat to attain/ So everyone here/ Let out a big cheer/ For all the achievements of Wayne./// http://www.itv.com/news/update/2015-09-08/wayne-rooney-breaks-england-goalscoring-record/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/641618200535429121

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Sepp Away

Posted on June 3, 2015 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Sepp/ Whose steadily worsening rep/ Made rendering briefer/ His tenure at FIFA/ A quite unavoidable step./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/fifa-corruption-probe-sepp-blatter-is-being-investigated-by-fbi-claims-report-10293216.html There was an old fellow named SeppWhose steadily worsening repMade rendering brieferHis tenure at FIFAA quite unavoidable … Continue reading →

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Jack the Lad

Posted on June 1, 2015 by twitmericks

An Arsenal player named Jack/ Is getting a wee bit of flak/ For singing rude slurs/ On rival club Spurs/ Implying resemblance to kack./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/may/31/arsenal-wilshere-anti-spurs-victory-parade An Arsenal player named JackIs getting a wee bit of flakFor singing rude slursOn rival … Continue reading →

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The Leaving of Liverpool

Posted on May 17, 2015 by twitmericks

A player of national fame/ Quit Anfield to general acclaim/ It’s not just the leavin’/ Of Steven that’s grievin’/ But Liverpool losing the game./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/may/16/painful-end-steven-gerrard-liverpool-crystal-palace-anfield A player of national fameQuit Anfield to general acclaimIt's not just the leavin'Of Steven that's … Continue reading →

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Cameron Lets Side Down

Posted on April 26, 2015 by twitmericks

The PM’s a lover of sport/ Or so his PR folks report/ But put on the spot/ He went and forgot/ Which team he’s supposed to support./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32463038 The PM's a lover of sportOr so his PR folks reportBut put … Continue reading →

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School of Hard Nox

Posted on April 14, 2015 by twitmericks

A footballer known as Raheem,/ A star of the Liverpool team,/ Inhaled nitrous oxide;/ “This isn’t”, his doc sighed/ “A normal athletic regime”./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/13/raheem-sterling-liverpool-nitrous-oxide-video A footballer known as Raheem,A star of the Liverpool team,Inhaled nitrous oxide;"This isn't", his doc sighed"A … Continue reading →

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Mal Adjusted

Posted on April 7, 2015 by twitmericks

The manager Malky Mackay/ Was sacked, and the sole reason why/ Was that Wigan Athletic/ Showed form so pathetic./ His racism? That’s by the by./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32198276 The manager Malky MackayWas sacked, and the sole reason whyWas that Wigan AthleticShowed form … Continue reading →

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Racist Blues

Posted on February 22, 2015 by twitmericks

When Chelsea FC went to France/ Some fans made despicable chants/ Dealing with racism/ Urgently faces ’em -/ A boil that the club has to lance./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/22/chelsea-fans-paris-metro-racism-identified-police When Chelsea FC went to FranceSome fans made despicable chantsDealing with racismUrgently faces … Continue reading →

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Striker Stricken

Posted on December 1, 2014 by twitmericks

Emmanuel Adebayor/ Insists his performance is poor/ Because of the malice/ Of his mother Alice/ Whose curse explains why he can’t score./// http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/emmanuel-adebayor-brother-claims-tottenham-striker-brainwashed-by-spiritual-healers-into-believing-mother-put-juju-curse-on-him-9895945.html Emmanuel AdebayorInsists his performance is poorBecause of the maliceOf his mother AliceWhose curse explains why he can't … Continue reading →

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FIFA Madness

Posted on November 14, 2014 by twitmericks

Tho FIFA says nothing’s the matter/ With bidding by Russia and Qatar/ That’s not the idea/ Of Michael Garcia/ Creating a problem for Blatter./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30042309 Tho FIFA says nothing's the matterWith bidding by Russia and QatarThat's not the ideaOf Michael … Continue reading →

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