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Special Measures

When British Prime Minister May/ Met Trump of the U.S. of A/ He said “Our two nations/ Have special relations -/ As long as you do as we say”./// http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/27/politics/donald-trump-theresa-may-news-conference/index.html When British Prime Minister MayMet Trump of the U.S. of … Continue reading

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50 Ways to Leave the EU

The London Supreme Court agrees/ Our leaders can’t do as they please/ For it would be shifty/ If Article 50/ Went through with no vote by MPs./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38720320?intlink_from_url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-38723261&link_location=live-reporting-story The UK Supreme Court agreesOur leaders can't do as they pleaseFor it … Continue reading

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Trident Tested

Last year in a submarine test/ A Trident-fired missile went west/ The aim being errant/ On Britain’s deterrent/ Was something the PM suppressed./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/22/ltrident-malfunction-cover-up-claims-labour-urges-investigations Last year in a submarine testA Trident-fired missile went WestThe aim being errantOn Britain's deterrentWas something … Continue reading

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Full English Brexit

Theresa May’s great inspiration/ For taking control of the nation/ Is make sure hard Brexit/ Financially wrecks it/ And ends economic migration./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/17/key-points-from-mays-what-have-we-learned Theresa May's great inspirationFor taking control of the nationIs make sure hard BrexitFinancially wrecks itAnd ends economic … Continue reading

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The Wrong Trousers?

An aide to Prime Minister May/ Said “Keep Nicky Morgan away”/ Because she asked whether/ For trousers in leather/ A grand was a bit much to pay./// http://news.sky.com/story/pm-aide-and-mp-nicky-morgan-clash-over-leather-trousers-remark-10691913 An aide to Prime Minister MaySaid "Keep Nicky Morgan away"Because she asked … Continue reading

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The China Syndrome

Theresa, at quite a late hour,/ Supported more nuclear power;/ Apparently minor/ Concerns about China/ Resolved by the Tory kowtower./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/sep/15/theresa-may-accused-backing-down-hinkley-point-c-deal Theresa, at quite a late hour,Supported more nuclear power;Apparently minorConcerns about ChinaResolved by the Tory kowtower.#Hinkley — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Brexit Brainstorm

The Cabinet’s brainstorming Brexit,/ Whose ramifications perplex it./ The vote was to leave,/ But how to achieve/ This outcome continues to vex it./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37219143 The Cabinet's brainstorming BrexitWhose ramifications perplex itThe vote was to leaveBut how to achieveThis outcome continues … Continue reading

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Quotes from Chairman May

New British Prime Minister May/ Took Downing Street’s paintings away/ To put up instead/ Wise words she has said/ To motivate workers each day.///  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/prime-minister-theresa-may-replace-downing-street-artwork-with-framed-quotations-of-her-own-speech-a7152106.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/756922636811247616

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Conservative Catfight

Poor Larry the Number 10 Cat/ Has come off the worst in a spat/ With FCO’s Palmerston./ Though no great harm is done/ Boris and May need a chat./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/21/larry-the-cat-treated-by-vet-amid-turf-war-fracas-with-rival-pal/ When Boris got up off his futonAnd put a respectable … Continue reading

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Super Snooper

The details of websites we visit/ Would be, thinks Theresa, exquisite/ To know in a trice/ Who’s not being nice/ That isn’t so worrying… is it?/// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/04/theresa-may-surveillance-measures-edward-snowden The details of websites we visitWould be, thinks Theresa, exquisiteTo know in a … Continue reading

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