Monthly Archives: June 2016

Votey McBoatface

Posted on June 15, 2016 by twitmericks

Farage went upriver by boat/ Campaigning for Brexit afloat/ Sir Bob set sail too/ To back the EU/ And fish for the odd floating vote./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/nigel-farage-and-bob-geldof-in-river-battle-on-the-thames-over-brexit-a3272161.html Farage went upriver by boatCampaigning for Brexit afloatSir Bob set sail tooTo back the … Continue reading →

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Putin the Butin

Posted on June 14, 2016 by twitmericks

A spokesman for Vladimir Putin/ Denies that the president’s rutin/ For hooligan Russians,/ Who face repercussions/ For any more putin the butin./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/14/french-police-deporting-russia-fans-euro-2016-violence-alexander-shprygin A spokesman for Vladimir PutinDenies that the president's rutinFor hooligan RussiansWho face repercussionsFor any more putin the … Continue reading →

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Korma Chameleon

Posted on June 9, 2016 by twitmericks

A seagull got into a flurry/ And fell in a bin full of curry/ The orange-hued bird/ May now be deterred/ From going back there in a hurry./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-36490552 A seagull got into a flurryAnd fell in a bin full … Continue reading →

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No Way Jose

Posted on June 7, 2016 by twitmericks

There was an old man named Jose/ Who said to a doctor one day/ Who ran on the pitch/ “Daughter of a Bitch!”/ For which Chelsea now have to pay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36472713 There was an old man named JoseWho said to … Continue reading →

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A Big Problem

Posted on June 6, 2016 by twitmericks

A man with a bionic dick/ Said though it’s in excellent nick,/ And eight inches long,/ I find my new dong/ Is unnecessarily thick./// http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3625246/Man-44-eight-inch-bionic-penis-fitted-undergoes-op-make-SMALLER-finding-sex-painful.html A man with a bionic dickSaid though it's in excellent nick,And eight inches long,I find … Continue reading →

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Late Greatest

Posted on June 4, 2016 by twitmericks

So farewell Muhammad Ali/ The greatest we ever did see/ In numerous fights/ Not least civil rights/ The butterfly stung like a bee.///   So farewell Muhammad AliThe greatest we ever did seeIn numerous fightsNot least civil rightsThe butterfly stung … Continue reading →

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Outstanding Debts

Posted on June 1, 2016 by twitmericks

UK archaeologists found/ Old tablets of wood underground/ With ancient things written/ By Romans in Britain,/ Like “You owe me 10,000 pound!”/// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/archaeology/ancient-roman-texts-first-londoners-uk-most-important-ever-archaeological-discoveries-a7059271.html UK archaeologists foundOld tablets of wood undergroundWith ancient things writtenBy Romans in Britain,Like "You owe me 10,000 … Continue reading →

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