Monthly Archives: January 2018

Flake News

Posted on January 18, 2018 by twitmericks

Republican Senator Flake/ Says labelling media fake/ Cos you disapprove/ Is kind of a move/ That someone like Stalin would make./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/17/jeff-flake-donald-trump-fake-news-stalin-senate-speech Republican Senator FlakeSays labelling media fakeCos you disapproveIs kind of a moveThat someone like Stalin would make.#Flake #MorningJoe … Continue reading →

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Norman News Network

Posted on January 17, 2018 by twitmericks

The Normans had no way of showing/ How well England’s conquest was going -/ No press or TV,/ No tweets, no FB – / So nuns had to get to work sewing./// The Normans had no way of showingHow well … Continue reading →

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The Nose Knows Best

Posted on January 16, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow who stifled a sneeze/ Prevented the spread of disease/ But ruptured his throat,/ Two specialists note,/ So just use a handkerchief please./// A fellow who stifled a sneezePrevented the spread of diseaseBut ruptured his throat,Two specialists note,So just … Continue reading →

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Carillion’s Billions

Posted on January 15, 2018 by twitmericks

An outsourcing firm going under/ Prompts government critics to wonder/ Was giving Carillion,/ With debts of a billion,/ More contracts a bit of a blunder?/// An outsourcing firm going underPrompts government critics to wonderWas giving Carillion,With debts of a billion,More … Continue reading →

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Henry Gives Partner the Chop

Posted on January 15, 2018 by twitmericks

A rather obscure UKIP chief/ Whose colleagues expressed the belief/ That his partner’s racism/ Somewhat disgraces ’em/ Has made the relationship brief./// A rather obscure UKIP chiefWhose colleagues expressed the beliefThat his partner's racismSomewhat disgraces 'emMade the relationship brief.#UKIP #HenryBolton … Continue reading →

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Battered Sausage

Posted on January 13, 2018 by twitmericks

A butcher got trapped in his store/ With frozen meat products galore;/ He did what he could/ And grabbed a black pud/ Then used it to bash in the door./// A butcher got trapped in his storeWith frozen meat products … Continue reading →

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Talking Shithole

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

United States President Trump,/ Whose words are produced from his rump,/ Was rude about Haitians/ And African nations/ And branded south London a dump./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/12/donald-trump-visit-to-london-called-off-amid-fears-of-mass-protests United States President Trump,Whose words are produced from his rump,Was rude about HaitiansAnd African nationsAnd … Continue reading →

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Pale Stale Male Fail

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old BBC chap/ Who scoffed at the gender pay gap/ While trousering pay/ Of 650K,/ Which many folks find a bit crap./// There was an old BBC chapWho scoffed at the gender pay gapWhile trousering payOf 650K,Which … Continue reading →

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Storm in a D-Cup

Posted on January 12, 2018 by twitmericks

  A top upper-class corsetière/ Whose undies the royal folk wear/ Is losing its warrant/ For acts most abhorrent -/ Discussing the queen’s brassière!/// A top upper-class corsetièreWhose undies the royal folk wearIs losing its warrantFor acts most abhorrent –Discussing … Continue reading →

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Young, Dumb and Full of Shit

Posted on January 9, 2018 by twitmericks

Provocative Toadmeister Young,/ Beset by an odour that clung,/ Has now had to quit,/ Pursued by the shit/ That he himself joyfully flung./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42617922 Provocative Toadmeister Young,Beset by an odour that clung,Has now had to quit,Pursued by the shitThat he … Continue reading →

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