Bibi’s Bombshell

Posted on May 1, 2018 by twitmericks

PM Netanyahu has shown/

Some files that he says will make known/

A secretive plan/

To flout the nuke ban/

(Iranian, not Israel’s own).///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/15/truth-israels-secret-nuclear-arsenal

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Ruddy Awful

Posted on April 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The member for Hastings and Rye/

Has bid the Home Office goodbye;/

Unable to handle/

The Windrushgate scandal,/

And caught by a Ruddy great lie.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43944988

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Korea Progress

Posted on April 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The meeting between Kim Jong-un/

And counterpart President Moon/

Began a peace drive,/

But can it survive/

The hand of the orange-faced loon?///

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Funky Puzzle

Posted on April 27, 2018 by twitmericks

A devious crossword designed/

To tease and to tickle the mind,/

Arouse and perplex,/

Is better than sex,

But a hard one is so good to find.///

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Amber Warning

Posted on April 26, 2018 by twitmericks

The Tory MP Amber Rudd/
Whose name is increasingly mudd/
Protects Mrs May/
But day after day/
Her statements turn out to be crudd.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/26/amber-rudd-stumbles-toward-total-ineptitude-over-windrush

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Gathering Stormy

Posted on April 26, 2018 by twitmericks

Some comments the POTUS has made/

Confirm Stormy Daniels was paid/

By Cohen for Trump/

To save Donald’s rump/

And silence the porn star he laid.///

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-says-for-first-time-that-cohen-represented-him-in-stormy-daniels-case/2018/04/26/43c48962-4951-11e8-827e-190efaf1f1ee_story.html?utm_term=.6d47567dac98

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Blast Off!

Posted on April 24, 2018 by twitmericks

Some science that may entertain us/
Is news of an odour most heinous/
Like sulphurous farts/
Detected in parts/
Of air very close to Uranus.///

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Pyjama Drama

Posted on April 23, 2018 by twitmericks

When viewing a tense, edgy drama/

Loose clothing may make you feel calmer/

But one NZ cinema/

Insists the bare minima/

Of standards preclude the pyjama.///

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Happy B-Earthday

Posted on April 22, 2018 by twitmericks

To keep us aware of the worth/

Of this little planet called Earth/

They gave it a day/

Though no one can say/

Precisely the date of its birth.///

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Fast as Duck

Posted on April 21, 2018 by twitmericks

A miscreant caught on a snap/
By a Swiss police roadside speed trap/
Was no car or truck/
But rather a duck/
With superfast turbo-charged flap.///

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