Consumers beware of the fact/
A wifi sex toy can be hacked/
To livestream your cavity/
So those of depravity/
Can watch your most intimate act.///
Consumers beware of the fact/
A wifi sex toy can be hacked/
To livestream your cavity/
So those of depravity/
Can watch your most intimate act.///
Old Liam Fox went to Manila/
And talked to a self-confessed killer/
Of values we share/
Though some may compare/
Duterte’s with those of Attila.///
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/04/liam-fox-meets-philippine-president-rodrigo-duterte
A Cadbury Easter egg hunt/
Allegedly caused an affront/
By downplaying Easter/
Which May said displeased ‘er,/
Exploiting a populist stunt.///
A football team managing chap/
Who offered a woman a slap/
For asking a question/
Disliked her suggestion/
The pressure is on as he’s crap.///
A Bristol apostrophe cop/
Corrects errant signs shop by shop/
His rectification/
Of rogue punctuation/
Brings grammar abuse to a stop.///
The UK insists it won’t falter/
Despite EU moves on Gibraltar/
A deal with the bloc/
Now hangs on the rock/
So someone’s position must alter.///
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/31/future-of-gibraltar-at-stake-in-brexit-negotiations
A small group of millionaires/
With lucrative holdings and shares/
Like Jared, Ivanka/
And Gary the banker,/
Is now running White House affairs.///
The EU draft programme for Brexit/
Once every member state chexit/
Is do it in stages/
Don’t let it take ages/
And hope that no bugger rejexit.///
King Henry VIII had a clause/
For swift proclamation of laws/
It’s now back in force/
In Britain’s divorce/
To further the Brexiteers’ cause.///
http://edition.cnn.com/2017/03/30/europe/great-repeal-bill-henry-viii-clauses/
As Prime Minister of the UK/
I’m writing this letter to say/
I want to break free/
It’s not EU, it’s me./
Sincerely, Theresa M. May.///