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Duff reshuffle

Posted on July 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading →

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Tory Story

Posted on July 23, 2019 by twitmericks

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading →

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Boris’s red herring

Posted on July 18, 2019 by twitmericks

The words of the blond ego-tripper/ Who brandished an Isle of Man kipper/ Were piffle and pish -/ For non-EU fish,/ The UK sets rules for the shipper./// The words of the blond ego-tripperWho brandished an Isle of Man kipperWere … Continue reading →

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Ambo in limbo

Posted on July 10, 2019 by twitmericks

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading →

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Was Boris coached?

Posted on June 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Amid all the rows and the fusses/ The thing Boris Johnson discusses/ Is how, as was seen/ In 2016,/ He gets quite creative with buses./// Amid all the rows and the fussesThe thing Boris Johnson discussesIs how, as was seenIn … Continue reading →

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De Pfeffel kerfuffle

Posted on June 22, 2019 by twitmericks

Police were called out to a flat/ Where neighbours reported a spat/ As Carrie slammed Bozza/ And told him he wozza/ Red wine-spilling, unfeeling brat./// Police were called out to a flatWhere neighbours reported a spatAs Carrie slammed BozzaAnd told … Continue reading →

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The rich get richer

Posted on June 10, 2019 by twitmericks

In making his leadership pitch/ To get doubtful Tories to switch/ Old Boris decided/ With Britain divided/ It’s time to cut tax for the rich./// In making his leadership pitchTo get doubtful Tories to switchOld Boris decidedWith Britain dividedIt's time … Continue reading →

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The Turd Man

Posted on July 9, 2018 by twitmericks

Big blundering Boris has quit,/ A sign of a deepening split,/ But May, undeterred,/ Will polish the turd,/ As Britain sinks deeper in shit./// Big blundering Boris has quit,A sign of a deepening split,But May, undeterred,Will polish the turd,As Britain … Continue reading →

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Armageddon Outta Here!

Posted on June 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow whose air’s charlatanic/ Is telling us all not to panic/ But when meltdown comes/ Will Boris and chums/ Be first to jump off the Titanic?/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/07/boris-johnson-admits-there-may-be-a-brexit-meltdown A fellow whose air's charlatanicIs telling us all not to panicBut when … Continue reading →

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Having Your Pie in the Sky and Eating it

Posted on May 23, 2018 by twitmericks

Said Boris: “If I am to fly/ The globe praising Brexit on high/ I need my own plane/ So we can maintain/ Our exports of pie in the sky”./// Said Boris: "If I am to flyThe globe praising Brexit on … Continue reading →

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