Tag Archives: cannabis

Ashes to Hashish

Posted on October 30, 2019 by twitmericks

A teenager wanted to bake/ Her friends a nice cannabis cake;/ Alas it was fed/ To mourners instead,/ Who had a high time at the wake./// A teenager wanted to bakeHer friends a nice cannabis cake;Alas it was fedTo mourners … Continue reading →

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This is real good shit, man!

Posted on April 5, 2019 by twitmericks

Some Spanish researchers submit/ That though it may give you a hit,/ Because hashish passes/ Through drug smugglers’ arses*/ Most tokers smoke actual shit./   *or asses if that rhymes better for you   Some Spanish researchers submitThat though it … Continue reading →

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Pottted lobster

Posted on September 21, 2018 by twitmericks

A lobster place over in Maine/ Maintains it’s humane when they’re slain/ To dope each crustacean/ With weed-based sedation,/ Thus dulling its brain to the pain./// A lobster place over in MaineMaintains it's humane when they're slainTo dope each crustaceanWith … Continue reading →

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Tesla profits up in smoke

Posted on September 8, 2018 by twitmericks

When Musk saw a joint being lit/ He took a few puffs of that shit,/ But Elon the joker/ Was not the sole toker -/ His company too took a hit./// When Musk saw a joint being litHe took a … Continue reading →

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You Must Be Toking!

Posted on April 13, 2018 by twitmericks

Some cops lost a big stash of pot/ Then argued that mice ate the lot./ The judge said ‘So why/ Are said mice not high?/ You may be on drugs but I’m not!’/// Some cops lost a big stash of … Continue reading →

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High Time for Change

Posted on January 1, 2018 by twitmericks

A law that’s henceforth to apply/ Will let Californians buy/ A measure of weed/ For personal need;/ Expect the demand to be high./// A law that's henceforth to applyWill let Californians buyA measure of weedFor personal need;Expect the demand to … Continue reading →

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Keep off the Grass!

Posted on September 24, 2017 by twitmericks

Four stoners out climbing a fell/ Gave Cumbrian coppers a bell/ And said please come by -/ We all got so high/ We can’t seem to walk very well!/// http://www.nwemail.co.uk/news/barrow/Police-and-mountain-rescue-teams-called-to-help-walkers-stuck-on-Scafell-after-taking-cannabis-12bd7a19-9f16-40c1-952c-941ac57da00e-ds Four stoners out climbing a fellGave Cumbrian coppers a bellAnd … Continue reading →

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Old Smokey

Posted on May 9, 2017 by twitmericks

Researchers say having a toke/ Aids thinking in elderly folk/ The young, au contraire,/ It seems to impair/ So when we get old we will smoke./// https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/may/08/daily-dose-of-cannabis-extract-could-reverse-brains-decline-in-old-age-study-suggests-thc Researchers say having a tokeAids thinking in elderly folkThe young, au contraire,It seems … Continue reading →

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Sheep on Grass

Posted on May 26, 2016 by twitmericks

In Swansea a woolly stampede/ Was blamed on unsuitable feed/ The sheep that were crazed/ Reportedly grazed/ On fly-tipped remains of some weed./// http://www.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/Concerns-psychotic-sheep-rampaging-Swansea/story-29314245-detail/story.html In Swansea a woolly stampede Was blamed on unsuitable feedThe sheep that were crazedReportedly grazedOn fly-tipped … Continue reading →

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Serb Smells Herb

Posted on August 16, 2015 by twitmericks

There once was a champion Serb/ Whom stoners began to disturb./ The Number One seed/ Said “I can smell weed -/ Is somebody smoking the herb?”/// http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/aug/16/novak-djokovic-cannabis-smell-jeremy-chardy There once was a champion SerbWhom stoners began to disturb.The Number One seedSaid … Continue reading →

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