Tag Archives: premier league

Don’t Think and Drive

Posted on September 4, 2017 by twitmericks

An Everton striker named Wayne/ When asked by his wife to explain/ Said when I am drinking/ My organ for thinking/ Regrettably isn’t the brain./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/wayne-rooney-thinks-his-marriage-is-over-after-drink-drive-charge-a3625986.html An Everton striker named WayneWhen asked by his wife to explainSaid when I am … Continue reading →

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Blest are Leicester

Posted on May 3, 2016 by twitmericks

An unfancied underdog team/ Outfoxed all the cream of the cream/ The best of the best’re/ Officially Leicester/ Who dreamed an implausible dream./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35988673 An unfancied underdog teamOutfoxed all the cream of the creamThe best of the best'reOfficially LeicesterWho dreamed … Continue reading →

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Present Imperfect

Posted on May 20, 2014 by twitmericks

The champions suffered a rift/ With birthday boy Toure quite miffed/ He said “It is shitty/ Of Manchester City:/ The club didn’t buy me a gift!” ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27484318 The champions suffered a riftWith birthday boy Toure quite miffedHe said "It is … Continue reading →

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Mistaken Identity

Posted on March 24, 2014 by twitmericks

The ref in an Arsenal game/ Thought Gibbs and the Ox looked the same/ The silly old git/ Has had to admit/ He gave the wrong player the blame. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26711403 The ref in an Arsenal gameThought Gibbs and the Ox … Continue reading →

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Man City Manager Mancini Mismanaged

Posted on May 14, 2013 by twitmericks

Roberto Mancini of Italy Is leaving Man City quite bitterly Despite a big payoff The manager’s layoff Was not done especially prettily. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22507128 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/334225549838934016

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Come on Feel the Moyes

Posted on May 9, 2013 by twitmericks

The Everton boss David Moyes/ Is taking on Ferguson’s boys/ He’ll pick em & coach em/ Cajole & reproach em/ (Perhaps with a little less noise). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22453802 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332569415344328704

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Fergie Time’s Up

Posted on May 8, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old man who was hired For 26 years then retired. He must be delighted To quit Man United While managers elsewhere get fired. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22447018 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/332083696205172737

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Dribbler Nibbler

Posted on April 22, 2013 by twitmericks

There is a young man named Luis/. Whose serial biting must cease/ He chomped on Ivanovic/ Hard in a manner which/ Could be a breach of the peace. ///http://news.sky.com/story/1081521/luis-suarez-charged-by-the-fa-over-bite https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/326294130802171904

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I Don’t Want to Go to Chelsea

Posted on November 22, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a new boss of the Blues/ Or so I just read in the news/ Roman has made Rafa/ The new Chelsea gaffer/ (Until the next time that they lose). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/20444482

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Persie of Cash

Posted on August 16, 2012 by twitmericks

Dutch striker Robin van Persie/ Abandoned his Arsenal jersey/ To take Glazer’s dollars/ And wear Man U colours/ Making Arsenal fans a bit cursy. ///http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/football/908710-robin-van-persies-manchester-united-move-sends-arsenal-fans-into-despair

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