Monthly Archives: December 2014

Private Exhibitor

Posted on December 24, 2014 by twitmericks

An artist who comes from Japan/ Fell foul of a genital ban./ For using in art/ Her own private part/ She faces two years in the can./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30595378 An artist who comes from JapanFell foul of a genital ban.For using … Continue reading →

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Nutty Incident

Posted on December 24, 2014 by twitmericks

The boss of Korean Air’s daughter/ Reacted as she didn’t aughter/ By losing the rag/ At nuts in a bag/ (They’ll charge ‘er as soon as they’ve caught ‘er)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30595519 The boss of Korean Air's daughterReacted as she didn't aughterBy … Continue reading →

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Knicker-nicker nicked

Posted on December 23, 2014 by twitmericks

In China a lingerie thief/ Whose bra-burgling beggared belief/ Hid what he was stealing/ And brought down the ceiling/ And that is today’s news in brief./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/prolific-underwear-thief-busted-after-ceiling-drops-from-strain-of-around-2000-bras-and-knickers-9940809.html In China a lingerie thiefWhose bra-burgling beggared beliefHid what he was stealingCollapsing the … Continue reading →

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Too Far For Farage

Posted on December 22, 2014 by twitmericks

A UKIP official from Thanet/ Was told by her party to can it/ For saying some stuff/ Jaw-dropping enough/ That even Farage wants to ban it./// http://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/party-expels-councillor-for-jaw-29019/ A UKIP official from ThanetWas told by her party to can itFor saying … Continue reading →

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Bear Facts

Posted on December 19, 2014 by twitmericks

Attempts to remove the bear’s fangs/ Give Vladimir terrible pangs/ But sadly for Putin/ Amid all the shootin’/ He gets fewer bucks for his bangs./// http://www.vox.com/2014/12/18/7414949/vladimir-putins-insane-sounding-bear-quote-is-essential-for Attempts to remove the bear's fangsGive Vladimir terrible pangsBut sadly for PutinAmid all the … Continue reading →

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Kim Jong Won

Posted on December 18, 2014 by twitmericks

The DPRK’s secret hackers/ Persuaded #TheInterview’s backers/ To pull it from screens/ Which patently means/ A win for the cyberattackers./// http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/18/sony-cancellation-the-interview-hack-north-korea-watchers The DPRK's secret hackersPersuaded #TheInterview's backersTo pull it from screensWhich patently meansA win for the cyberattackers. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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Suffragan Suffragist

Posted on December 17, 2014 by twitmericks

The vicar of St Peter’s Hale/ Is blazing a notable trail./ The bishop-to-be/ Of the suffragan see/ Of Stockport is female, not male./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30510137 The vicar of St Peter's HaleIs blazing a notable trailThe bishop-to-beOf the suffragan seeOf Stockport is … Continue reading →

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Rouble Trouble

Posted on December 16, 2014 by twitmericks

The fall in the price of the rouble/ Saw interest rates almost double/ Severe repercussions/ Will follow for Russians/ So Vladimir Putin’s in trouble./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30492518 The fall in the price of the rubleSaw interest rates almost doubleSevere repercussionsWill follow for … Continue reading →

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Merry Racistmas

Posted on December 15, 2014 by twitmericks

The Ukippers’ Essexmas present/ To Nigel Farage wasn’t pleasant/ His Basildon hopeful/ Got racist when dopeful/ & joked about shooting a peasant./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-jokes-about-shooting-peasants-in-racist-and-homophobic-rant-9923478.html The Ukippers' Essexmas presentTo Nigel Farage wasn't pleasantHis Basildon hopefulGot racist when dopeful& joked about shooting a … Continue reading →

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

Posted on December 14, 2014 by twitmericks

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old BangaloreGot mixed up in Syria's warPolice detained BiswasAs one game of his … Continue reading →

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