Monthly Archives: December 2014

Private Exhibitor

An artist who comes from Japan/ Fell foul of a genital ban./ For using in art/ Her own private part/ She faces two years in the can./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30595378 An artist who comes from Japan Fell foul of a genital ban. For using … Continue reading

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Nutty Incident

The boss of Korean Air’s daughter/ Reacted as she didn’t aughter/ By losing the rag/ At nuts in a bag/ (They’ll charge ‘er as soon as they’ve caught ‘er)./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-30595519 The boss of Korean Air's daughter Reacted as she didn't aughter By … Continue reading

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Knicker-nicker nicked

In China a lingerie thief/ Whose bra-burgling beggared belief/ Hid what he was stealing/ And brought down the ceiling/ And that is today’s news in brief./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/prolific-underwear-thief-busted-after-ceiling-drops-from-strain-of-around-2000-bras-and-knickers-9940809.html In China a lingerie thief Whose bra-burgling beggared belief Hid what he was stealing Collapsing the … Continue reading

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Too Far For Farage

A UKIP official from Thanet/ Was told by her party to can it/ For saying some stuff/ Jaw-dropping enough/ That even Farage wants to ban it./// http://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/party-expels-councillor-for-jaw-29019/ A UKIP official from Thanet Was told by her party to can it For saying … Continue reading

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Bear Facts

Attempts to remove the bear’s fangs/ Give Vladimir terrible pangs/ But sadly for Putin/ Amid all the shootin’/ He gets fewer bucks for his bangs./// http://www.vox.com/2014/12/18/7414949/vladimir-putins-insane-sounding-bear-quote-is-essential-for Attempts to remove the bear's fangs Give Vladimir terrible pangs But sadly for Putin Amid all the … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Won

The DPRK’s secret hackers/ Persuaded #TheInterview’s backers/ To pull it from screens/ Which patently means/ A win for the cyberattackers./// http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/dec/18/sony-cancellation-the-interview-hack-north-korea-watchers The DPRK's secret hackers Persuaded #TheInterview's backers To pull it from screens Which patently means A win for the cyberattackers. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Suffragan Suffragist

The vicar of St Peter’s Hale/ Is blazing a notable trail./ The bishop-to-be/ Of the suffragan see/ Of Stockport is female, not male./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30510137 The vicar of St Peter's Hale Is blazing a notable trail The bishop-to-be Of the suffragan see Of Stockport is … Continue reading

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Rouble Trouble

The fall in the price of the rouble/ Saw interest rates almost double/ Severe repercussions/ Will follow for Russians/ So Vladimir Putin’s in trouble./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-30492518 The fall in the price of the ruble Saw interest rates almost double Severe repercussions Will follow for … Continue reading

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Merry Racistmas

The Ukippers’ Essexmas present/ To Nigel Farage wasn’t pleasant/ His Basildon hopeful/ Got racist when dopeful/ & joked about shooting a peasant./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-jokes-about-shooting-peasants-in-racist-and-homophobic-rant-9923478.html The Ukippers' Essexmas present To Nigel Farage wasn't pleasant His Basildon hopeful Got racist when dopeful & joked about shooting a … Continue reading

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old Bangalore Got mixed up in Syria's war Police detained Biswas As one game of his … Continue reading

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