Monthly Archives: April 2018

Facebook Quiz

Posted on April 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The House gave the great Facebook wiz/ A short social media quiz:/ “What’s on your mind, Mark?/ Were you kept in the dark/ About the fact harvesting biz?”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-43725643 The House gave the great Facebook wizA short social media quiz:"What's … Continue reading →

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Desert Stormy

Posted on April 10, 2018 by twitmericks

“Though Feds and DAs are all swarmy”/ Said Trump, “I know what’ll restore me/: A new operation/ In some Mideast nation -/ ‘Op Desert Forget About Stormy’”./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/04/09/politics/donald-trump-michael-cohen-anger-robert-mueller/index.html "Though Feds and DAs are all swarmy"Said Trump, "I know what'll restore … Continue reading →

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Is that Badenoch For You?

Posted on April 8, 2018 by twitmericks

MP Kemi Badenoch hacked/ A rival, a criminal act/ The Tory vice-chair/ Decided to share;/ If lucky, she’ll only be sacked./// MP Kemi Badenoch hackedA rival, a criminal actThe Tory vice-chairDecided to share;If lucky, she'll only be sacked.https://t.co/MwwegHFuWH — Mick … Continue reading →

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Guano Guest’s Pepperoni Pardon

Posted on April 7, 2018 by twitmericks

A hotel has lifted a ban/ Imposed on a Halifax man/ Whose sausage mishap/ Brought seagulls to crap,/ At which point the shit hit the fan./// A hotel has lifted a banImposed on a Halifax manWhose sausage mishapBrought seagulls to … Continue reading →

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Crap Story

Posted on April 6, 2018 by twitmericks

Prince Charles says it’s crap and untrue/ That when he has business to do/ And people to meet/ He takes his own seat/ For use on an overseas loo./// http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/prince-charles-snaps-at-radio-reporters-crap-question/news-story/8dd0d5df6df89cb1da5a4623abac0bf5 Prince Charles says it's crap and untrueThat when he has … Continue reading →

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Poor Match

Posted on April 6, 2018 by twitmericks

When Tinder saw Manchester City,/ The team at first sight looked quite pretty;/ The two both swiped right,/ But after last night/ The app will just shag out of pity./// https://uk.reuters.com/article/us-soccer-england-mci-tinder/man-city-find-their-perfect-match-with-tinder-deal-idUKKCN1HC197?il=0 When Tinder saw Manchester City,The team at first sight … Continue reading →

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Liar, Liar…

Posted on April 4, 2018 by twitmericks

Old Boris the would-be high-flier/ Is known as a frequent supplier/ Of dubious fallacies,/ Forensic analyses/ Revealing his pants are on fire./// Old Boris the would-be high-flierIs known as a frequent supplierOf dubious fallacies,Forensic analysesRevealing his pants are on fire.https://t.co/U2Y46hMyTI#BorisJohnson … Continue reading →

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Chicken Run

Posted on April 4, 2018 by twitmericks

When Inge the hen got a hunch/ She might become somebody’s lunch/ She fled in alarm/ To head for the farm,/ Rejoining the rest of the bunch./// When Inge the hen got a hunchShe might become somebody's lunchShe fled in … Continue reading →

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Sisi Does it

Posted on April 2, 2018 by twitmericks

Egyptian dictator al-Sisi/ Makes democrats feel rather quisi/ The lack of a rival/ Ensures his survival/ And makes reelection quite isi./// Egyptian dictator al-SisiMakes democrats feel rather quisiThe lack of a rivalEnsures his survivalAnd makes reelection quite isi.https://t.co/FlOCNNmAIm#Egypt — Mick … Continue reading →

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