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March message for May

Posted on March 23, 2019 by twitmericks

A million people today/ Are marching to tell Mrs May/ Her Brexit deal’s dead/ And maybe instead/ The people should have a new say./// A million people todayAre marching to tell Mrs MayHer Brexit deal's deadAnd maybe insteadThe people should … Continue reading →

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It could be verse

Posted on March 21, 2019 by twitmericks

Prosaic Theresa gets terse/ She sees things can only get worse/ Perhaps, Mrs May,/ World Poetry Day/ Means now is the time to re-verse./// Prosaic Theresa gets terseShe sees things can only get worsePerhaps, Mrs May,#WorldPoetryDay Means now is the … Continue reading →

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Mouseproud

Posted on March 19, 2019 by twitmericks

A pensioner scratching his head/ About who had tidied his shed,/ By using his nous,/ Discovered a mouse/ That didn’t like mess near its bed./// A pensioner scratching his headAbout who had tidied his shed,By using his nous,Discovered a mouseThat … Continue reading →

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Ewes it or lose it

Posted on March 18, 2019 by twitmericks

Some 56 ewes went to term,/ Australian farmers confirm,/ Each bearing a lamb,/ From one long-dead ram,/ By means of some very old sperm./// Some 56 ewes went to term,Australian farmers confirm,Each bearing a lamb,From one long-dead ram,By means of … Continue reading →

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Period piece

Posted on March 18, 2019 by twitmericks

Dmitry was ever so able:/ He dreamed up, or so goes the fable,/ A way, by formatinum,/ Lead, zinc, carbon, platinum/ Et al might appear in a table./// Dmitry was ever so able:He dreamed up, or so goes the fable,A … Continue reading →

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Putting the F in fibre

Posted on March 15, 2019 by twitmericks

I’m sorry my speech is so rude,/ It’s not me but rather my food,/ Our ancestors’ diet/ Accounting for why it/ Is frequently fucking well crude./// I'm sorry my speech is so rude,It's not me but rather my food,Our ancestors' … Continue reading →

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May not last

Posted on March 14, 2019 by twitmericks

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading →

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Pecking order reversed

Posted on March 13, 2019 by twitmericks

A fox who thought chickens were weak/ Discovered the harm they can wreak/ For once in their pen/ He found that the hen/ Is made with a very sharp beak./// A fox who thought chickens were weakDiscovered the harm they … Continue reading →

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The brex files

Posted on March 12, 2019 by twitmericks

Things are moving pretty fast these days… by the time I came to post this afternoon’s tweet it had been overtaken by tonight’s. Both follow: The PM went over to France/ And got some new words to enhance/ The deal … Continue reading →

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Florida gets torrider

Posted on March 10, 2019 by twitmericks

A Florida spa parlour owner/ And recent Republican donor/ Sells clients a hump/ Or access to Trump,/ Whichever will give them a boner./// A Florida spa parlour ownerAnd recent Republican donorSells clients a humpOr access to Trump,Whichever will give them … Continue reading →

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