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Vladi Well Done!

Posted on March 21, 2018 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Putin/

With whom the UK is disputin’/

But whose reelection,/

With some genuflection,/

Old Juncker and Trump are salutin’.///

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/20/tories-attack-junckers-nauseating-letter-congratulating-putin

There is an old fellow named Putin
With whom the UK is disputin'
But whose reelection,
With some genuflection,
Old Juncker and Trump are salutin'.#Putin #Trump #juncker #RussianElection

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 21, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged eu, juncker, putin, russia, skripal, trump, uk | Leave a comment

Nix in a Twist

Posted on March 20, 2018 by twitmericks

A dubious fellow named Nix/
Made money from harvesting clicks/
And boasted his firm/
Secured Trump his term/
By various underhand tricks.///

A dubious fellow named Nix
Made money from harvesting clicks
And boasted his firm
Secured Trump his term
By various underhand tricks.https://t.co/CebzgtERrM #CambridgeAnalytica #AlexanderNix #Facebookgate

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 20, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cambridge analytica, channel 4 news, data, facebook | Leave a comment

Transition Condition

Posted on March 20, 2018 by twitmericks

Theresa May drew a red line,/

Declaring no leader could sign/

The backstop position/

On border transition -/

But now it’s apparently fine.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/19/uk-and-eu-agree-terms-for-brexit-transition-deal

Theresa May drew a red line,
Declaring no leader could sign
The backstop position
On border transition,
But now it's apparently fine.#BrexitShambles #TransitionDeal #Brexit

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 20, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged backstop, brexit, eu, irish border, Theresa May, transition | Leave a comment

If the Cap Fits…

Posted on March 20, 2018 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow whose hat/

Was used as a backdrop to chat/

In Newsnight’s discussion/

And looked a bit Russian,/

Which caused a political spat.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43463496

There was an old fellow whose hat
Was used as a backdrop to chat
In Newsnight's discussion
And looked a bit Russian,
Which caused a political spat.#hatgate #CorbynsHat #Newsnight #RussianSpy @BBCNewsnight

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 19, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged corbyn, hatgate, newsnight, russia, russian spy, skripal | Leave a comment

Hushin’ the Russians?

Posted on March 15, 2018 by twitmericks

A minister chosen by May,/
Who now represents the UK/
In global discussions,/
Instructed the Russians/
To shut up and just go away.///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/15/russia-ripping-up-the-international-rule-book-says-defence-secretary

A minister chosen by May,
Who now represents the UK
In global discussions,
Instructed the Russians
To shut up and just go away.

///https://t.co/9VPuw5jwk8 #RussianSpy #RussiaGate

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 15, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged gavin williamson, may, nerve gas, putin, russia, salisbury, SPYING | Leave a comment

Korea Break

Posted on March 13, 2018 by twitmericks

The reason why Donald sacked Rex/

Is probably not that complex/

He had an idea/

About North Korea/

Which none of his staffers respex.///

The reason why Donald sacked Rex
Is probably not that complex
He had an idea
About North Korea
Which none of his staffers respex.#Tillerson #NorthKorea #Rexit #KimJongUn #RexTillerson #NorthKoreaTalks #DPRK #Pompeo

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 13, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged north korea, tillerson, trump | Leave a comment

War of Nerves

Posted on March 12, 2018 by twitmericks

The UK is warning the Russians/

Of very severe repercussions;/

The Kremlin denies/

It’s poisoning spies/

But faces some awkward discussions.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43377856

The UK is warning the Russians
Of very severe repercussions;
The Kremlin denies
It's poisoning spies
But faces some awkward discussions.#RussianSpy #SalisburySpy #Poisoning #NerveAgent

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 12, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged cold war, nerve agent, russia, salisbury, SPYING, uk | Leave a comment

Carragher Spat

Posted on March 12, 2018 by twitmericks

A pundit who acted the yob/

Is fearful of losing his job/

As Sky believes spitting/

Is not the most fitting/

A use of his highly-paid gob.///

A pundit who acted the yob
Is fearful of losing his job
As Sky believes spitting
Is not the most fitting
A use of his highly-paid gob.https://t.co/2cKhYNo7S9 #Carragher #Spitgate #SkySport #MUFCvLFC #jamiecarragher

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 12, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged football, jamie carragher, sky sports, spitting | Leave a comment

National Affront

Posted on March 12, 2018 by twitmericks

The FN can alter its name/

And dump Jean-Marie out of shame/

But isn’t it strange,/

The more racists change/

The more they remain just the same.///

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/11/marine-le-pen-marks-front-national-leadership-win-with-rebrand-proposal

The FN can alter its name
And dump Jean-Marie out of shame
But isn't it strange
The more racists change
The more they remain just the same.#FrontNational #LePen #france #racism

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 11, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged france, le pen, national front, racism | Leave a comment

Ramos Runs

Posted on March 10, 2018 by twitmericks

Real Madrid footballer Sergio/

Was gripped by a powerful urgio/

And ran to the can/

Mid-match, said Zidane/

To stop an embarrassing splurgio.///

Real Madrid footballer Sergio
Was gripped by a powerful urgio
And ran to the can
Mid-match, said Zidane
To stop an embarrassing splurgio.https://t.co/OAI6C2KkAG #SergioRamos

— Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March 10, 2018

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged football, ramos, real madrid, shit | Leave a comment

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Vladi Well Done!

Nix in a Twist

Transition Condition

If the Cap Fits…

Hushin’ the Russians?

Korea Break

War of Nerves

Carragher Spat

National Affront

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