Carrie’s War

Posted on October 18, 2017 by twitmericks

Ms Fisher once sent a producer/

Who fancied himself a seducer/

The tongue of an ox;/

A note in the box/

Said next it will be part of you, sir!///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41650345

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Exit Shakespeare

Posted on October 18, 2017 by twitmericks

A manager managing Leicester/

Was given the boot mid-semeicester/

They being unable/

To rise up a table/

Low down which they currently feicester.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41656917

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Who Says You Can’t Rhyme Orange?

Posted on October 16, 2017 by twitmericks

When skies overhead become orange/

It isn’t regarded as boringe/

Discussing the weather/

Especially whether/

The cause is a dust that is foringe.///

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/orange-sky-storm-ophelia-sahara-13767164

 

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Dig for Brexit

Posted on October 16, 2017 by twitmericks

According to minister Grayling/

If EU discussions are failing/

We fall off the edge/

And plant up more veg -/

Apparently Brexit’s plain sailing!///

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/15/higher-food-prices-could-be-avoided-if-no-brexit-claims-chris-grayling

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Going Dutch?

Posted on October 14, 2017 by twitmericks

Said EU head honcho Jean-Claude/

The UK must pay what is aude/

So settle your tab/

We’ll call you a cab -/

But first let’s have one for the raude.///

http://www.euronews.com/2017/10/13/juncker-turns-to-beer-in-bid-to-get-britain-to-cough-up-for-brexit

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A Fishy Tale

Posted on October 13, 2017 by twitmericks

One day when out fishing, a bloke/

Tried kissing a fish for a joke/

It jumped in his mouth/

Then swam further south,/

Thus making the idiot choke.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41598493

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Tussles in Brussels

Posted on October 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A Eurocrat known as Michel/

Said Brexit talks aren’t going well/

Tho May tries to mask it/

We’re in a handbasket/

Whose end destination is hell.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41585430

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If at First You Don’t Secede…

Posted on October 11, 2017 by twitmericks

Announcing plans post-referendum/

Puigdemont had an addendum/

For having agreed/

New moves to secede/

He promptly went on to suspend ’em.///

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41574172

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More on Trump

Posted on October 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Potus declared civil woron/

Rex T who had called him a moron/

He said it’s fake news/

But let’s test IQs/

A test I’ll get such a big scoron.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41570266

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Job Blow for Weinstein

Posted on October 9, 2017 by twitmericks

 

Dear Harvey, I have a scenario/

Concerning a would-be lothario/

Who’s sacked when accused/

By those he’s abused:/

The Fall of a Film Impresario.///

http://www.npr.org/2017/10/09/556606122/weinstein-company-fires-co-founder-harvey-weinstein

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