Chiracballs

Posted on September 26, 2019 by twitmericks

So farewell Jacques Chirac, the late/

Conservative French head of state,/

A man of some stature,/

Who said about Thatcher/

“Does she want my balls on a plate?”///

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Ukraining on his parade

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump’s courting Ukraine to harm Biden/

Got Nancy Pelosi deciden/

This serious breach meant/

Some grounds for impeachment,/

Which may be expected to widen.///

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Johnson beaten

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Presiding in court, Lady Hale/

Made clear Johnson’s mark was a fail,/

And ruling as one/

Against what he’d done,/

The judges were not pro-rogue male.

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The way the Cookie Crumbles

Posted on September 24, 2019 by twitmericks

As tourism firm Thomas Cook/

Leaves low-paid employees in shtook/

Its chiefs see no onus,/

In terms of their bonus,/

On them to give back what they took.///

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Friends with benefits

Posted on September 23, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris de Pfeffel, as Mayor/

Allegedly failed to declare/

He let the odd penny for/

Brit firms go to Jennifer/

With whom he was in an affair.///

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Last Harrumph

Posted on September 22, 2019 by twitmericks

John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,/

Retired and then ranted with rancour/

At those who had paid/

The money that made/

Him one very rich right-wing wanker.///

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What came over them?

Posted on September 18, 2019 by twitmericks

A yard where bull semen was stowed/

Caught fire and went on to explode;/

The fire crews were dumbstruck,/

As vials of come struck/

By blasts began shooting their load.///

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Incredible Sulk

Posted on September 16, 2019 by twitmericks

Perceiving the level of odium,/

Brave Boris abandoned the podium,/

The brown-trousered haste/

With which the man raced/

Suggesting a need for immodium.///

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Gimme Strength!

Posted on September 16, 2019 by twitmericks

The PM declares he is Hulk/

Whose monstrous and infantile sulk/

Will make him grow muscles;/

Officials in Brussels/

Reply “What the actual fulk?”///

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Loo-ted

Posted on September 16, 2019 by twitmericks

A house that was ever so old/

Was robbed by some burglars so bold/

Who, flushed with success,/

Now proudly possess/

A lavish lav, fashioned from gold.///

 

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