Hardened criminal sought

Posted on July 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A face-tattooed mulleted scuzz/

Is wanted for theft by the fuzz/

Who say that he took/

Vibrators, the crook!/

Perhaps it was just for the buzz.///

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Ambo in limbo

Posted on July 10, 2019 by twitmericks

A diplomat fellow named Kim/

Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/

When Trump got the hump/

And Johnson kissed rump/

It all ended badly for him.///

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Yodel air hoo-ha

Posted on July 10, 2019 by twitmericks

The Swiss Patrol’s aerial show/

Got townspeople up to high doh/

By drowning their song -/

A terrible wrong/

To lay low a yodeller so.///

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The wrong Kim

Posted on July 9, 2019 by twitmericks

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/

Got into a bit of a grump/

As Britain’s ambassador/

Could not have been acider/

About the incompetent chump.///

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Night Watch

Posted on July 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Spectators desiring to spy/

On art restoration must try/

This Rembrandt live stream,/

Fulfilling their dream/

Of literally watching paint dry.///

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USWNT 2 POTUS 0

Posted on July 7, 2019 by twitmericks

The USA’s sureness of touch/

In winning out over the Dutch/

Secured for their nation/

The world’s admiration./

The President’s style, not so much.///

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/07/trump-usa-world-cup-win-megan-rapinoe

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Statue of imitation

Posted on July 6, 2019 by twitmericks

An artist who sawed the odd lump/

From some old Slovenian stump/

And painted it blue/

Said “Can you guess who?/

That’s right, it’s Melania Trump!”///

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Flight of fancy

Posted on July 5, 2019 by twitmericks

According to Trump, human flight/

Predates those two brothers named Wright -/

The war in the air,/

Under rockets’ red glare,/

Was waged by the dawn’s early light.///

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By cook or by crook

Posted on July 3, 2019 by twitmericks

The Hamburglar pulled out the stops/

When raiding fast-food joints and shops,/

By making a meal/

Of what he could steal./

He’s now being grilled by the cops.///

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Do not feed the python

Posted on July 1, 2019 by twitmericks

A python that measures nine feet/

Is looking for something to eat,/

So best you should take/

Some care with this snake,/

Especially if you’re petite.///

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