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Emergency Brexit Blocked

A court ruled Prime Minister May/ Must wait before breaking away./ No triggering Brexit/ Till parliament checks it/ And MPs have all had a say.//// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37857785 A court ruled Prime Minister MayMust wait before breaking away.No triggering #brexit Till parliament … Continue reading

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Open Season on Treason

A Tory got up a petition/ To make backing Brussels sedition/ And punish as traitors/ Remain advocators/ In front of the Grand Inquisition./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/17/call-to-keep-uk-in-eu-should-be-treason-urges-tory-councillors-petition A Tory got up a petitionTo make backing Brussels seditionAnd punish as traitorsRemain advocatorsIn front of … Continue reading

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Boris Has Cake and Eats it

A mop-headed minister who/ Campaigned for a pro-Brexit view/ Had days before written/ A piece saying Britain/ Was better off in the EU./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37670091 A mop-headed minister whoCampaigned for a pro-Brexit viewHad days before writtenA piece saying BritainWas better off … Continue reading

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Brexit Brainstorm

The Cabinet’s brainstorming Brexit,/ Whose ramifications perplex it./ The vote was to leave,/ But how to achieve/ This outcome continues to vex it./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37219143 The Cabinet's brainstorming BrexitWhose ramifications perplex itThe vote was to leaveBut how to achieveThis outcome continues … Continue reading

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FFS IDS!

A UK MP, IDS/ Declared IOU, NHS/ The cash 4 EU/ Will now B 4 U./ This turned out 2 B pure BS./// http://news.sky.com/story/1717826/backtrack-on-give-nhs-350m-eu-money-promise A UK MP, IDSDeclared IOU, NHSThe cash 4 EUWill now B 4 U.This turned out 2 … Continue reading

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Cam Shafted

PM David Cameron quit/ As voters decided to split/ And seek more autonomy/ While the economy/ Sinks ever deeper in shit./// PM David Cameron quitAs voters decided to splitAnd seek more autonomyWhile the economySinks ever deeper in shit. #EURefResults — … Continue reading

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Votey McBoatface

Farage went upriver by boat/ Campaigning for Brexit afloat/ Sir Bob set sail too/ To back the EU/ And fish for the odd floating vote./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/nigel-farage-and-bob-geldof-in-river-battle-on-the-thames-over-brexit-a3272161.html Farage went upriver by boatCampaigning for Brexit afloatSir Bob set sail tooTo back the … Continue reading

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Going Bananas

The Hitler stuff led to a hunch/ That Boris was quite out to lunch/ And losing his mojo -/ Banana-wise BoJo/ Seems one or two short of a bunch./// https://www.politicshome.com/news/europe/eu-policy-agenda/brexit/news/75112/boris-johnson-goes-bananas-bizarre-fruit-claim The Hitler stuff led to a hunchThat Boris was quite … Continue reading

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Benefits Acres

A top Eurosceptic named Dacre/ The Daily Mail mover and shaker/ Is given a hand/ To care for his land/ By Brussels, which pays by the acre./// http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/paul-dacre-langwell-estate#.ctkQYma3 A top Eurosceptic named DacreThe Daily Mail mover and shakerIs given a … Continue reading

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To EU or not to EU

The terms of the June referendum/ Leave Boris a choice to defend ’em/ Despite major qualms/ Or else to take arms/ And so by opposing to end ’em./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35625037 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/701374876892921856

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