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Flatliners

Posted on November 23, 2017 by twitmericks

The forecast of top UK sages/ Regarding stagnation in wages/ Is flatlining pay/ Is with us to stay/ For ages and ages and ages./// The forecast of top UK sagesRegarding stagnation in wagesIs flatlining payIs with us to stayFor ages … Continue reading →

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Priti Vacancy in Cabinet

Posted on November 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Ex-minister Priti Patel/ Was getting on ever so well/ Till May called her back/ To give her the sack -/ As fast as she’d risen, she fell./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41923007 Ex-minister #PritiPatel Was getting on ever so wellTill May called her backTo … Continue reading →

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Priti Vacant

Posted on November 7, 2017 by twitmericks

A minister off on a mission/ Met Israel’s top politician/ But Priti Patel/ Neglected to tell/ Her bosses, a foolish omission./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41890436 A minister off on a missionMet Israel's top politicianBut Priti PatelNeglected to tellHer bosses, a foolish omission.#priti #Patel … Continue reading →

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Fallon on his Sword

Posted on November 2, 2017 by twitmericks

A senior minister quit/ Who’s named on the spreadsheet of shit,/ A record of sleaze/ By Tory MPs/ That’s got quite a few of them frit./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/01/michael-fallon-quits-as-defence-secretary A senior minister quitWho's named on the spreadsheet of shit,A record of sleazeBy … Continue reading →

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Tussles in Brussels

Posted on October 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A Eurocrat known as Michel/ Said Brexit talks aren’t going well/ Tho May tries to mask it/ We’re in a handbasket/ Whose end destination is hell./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41585430 A Eurocrat known as MichelSaid Brexit talks aren't going wellTho May tries to … Continue reading →

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Morris Dance

Posted on July 11, 2017 by twitmericks

A Tory MP was suspended/ For using a term that offended;/ She told party whips/ Words came from her lips/ Despite being quite unintended./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/10/tories-urgently-investigating-after-mp-uses-n-word-at-public-event A Tory MP was suspendedFor using a term that offended;She told party whipsWords came from … Continue reading →

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Over a Barrel of Foster’s

Posted on June 9, 2017 by twitmericks

The DUP chief Arlene Foster/ Will fill the Conservative roster/ With her ten MPs;/ Though happy to please,/ She’s told Mrs May it’ll cost ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40219030 The DUP chief Arlene FosterWill fill the Conservative rosterWith her ten MPs;Though happy to … Continue reading →

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Campaign Supernova

Posted on June 8, 2017 by twitmericks

The contest to lead the UK,/ Which comes to a climax today,/ Became more absorbin’/ When Jeremy Corbyn/ Was seen outcampaigning Ms May.///  https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/872735132591038464

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Angela’s Clashes

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

According to Angela Merkel/ The USA led by this jerk’ll/ Be less of a friend/ On whom to depend/ Likewise Mrs May and her circle./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics-merkel-idUSKBN18O0JK According to Angela MerkelThe USA led by this jerk'llBe less of a friendOn whom … Continue reading →

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Money’s Less Tight For Dementia

Posted on May 22, 2017 by twitmericks

The Tories got into a flap/ Suggesting a social care cap/ As nobody backs/ Dementia tax/ Which voters perceive to be crap./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2017-40001221 The Tories got into a flapSuggesting a social care capAs nobody backsDementia taxWhich voters perceive to be … Continue reading →

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