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Trump Must be Seen to be Done

Posted on June 15, 2017 by twitmericks

Enquiries are being conducted/ To see if the POTUS obstructed/ A judicial probe;/ All over the globe/ Observers say he sure as fucted./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/special-counsel-is-investigating-trump-for-possible-obstruction-of-justice/2017/06/14/9ce02506-5131-11e7-b064-828ba60fbb98_story.html?utm_term=.2ff12885504a&wpisrc=nl_most-draw8&wpmm=1 Enquiries are being conductedTo see if the POTUS obstructedA judicial probe;All over the globeObservers say he … Continue reading →

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What Fed Head Said

Posted on June 7, 2017 by twitmericks

The man fired as FBI head/ Revealed what the President said:/ “Now listen here Comey/ Lay off of my homey/ And put this inquiry to bed”./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jun/07/james-comey-trump-congress-statement The man fired as FBI headRevealed what the President said:"Now listen here ComeyLay … Continue reading →

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Trump Trolls London

Posted on June 5, 2017 by twitmericks

As real leaders go on the air/ To tell London people they care,/ The orange bullshitter/ Is lying on Twitter/ About Sadiq Khan, London’s mayor./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40163567 As real leaders go on the airTo tell London people they care,The orange bullshitterIs … Continue reading →

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Emissions Possible

Posted on June 2, 2017 by twitmericks

United States President Trump/ Announced his intention to dump/ A climate change pact/ Reflecting the fact/ He’s stuck his head way up his rump./// https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/jun/02/european-leaders-vow-to-keep-fighting-global-warming-despite-us-withdrawal United States President TrumpAnnounced his intention to dumpA climate change pactReflecting the factHe's stuck his … Continue reading →

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Take Covfefe

Posted on May 31, 2017 by twitmericks

United States President Truvfefe/ Is angry at negative covfefe/ Some run with the word,/ Some call it absurd/ And many exclaim “What The Fuvfefe?”/// I was bombarded with requests (OK, three) to do this story, but it presented a few … Continue reading →

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Angela’s Clashes

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

According to Angela Merkel/ The USA led by this jerk’ll/ Be less of a friend/ On whom to depend/ Likewise Mrs May and her circle./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics-merkel-idUSKBN18O0JK According to Angela MerkelThe USA led by this jerk'llBe less of a friendOn whom … Continue reading →

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Kushner Stuffed

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

The FBI’s looking at Jared,/ The fellow Ivanka Trump married -/ The secret discussions/ He had with the Russians/ And messages he might have carried./// http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-fbi-kushner-exclusive-idUSKBN18N018 The FBI's looking at Jared,The fellow Ivanka Trump married,The secret discussionsHe had with the … Continue reading →

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Donald Plump

Posted on May 24, 2017 by twitmericks

Melania Trump met the Pope/ Expecting a message of hope;/ The head of the Vatican/ Said “Donald’s so fatican/ Guess what you feed the big dope!”///  http://nypost.com/2017/05/24/pope-to-melania-what-are-you-feeding-trump/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/867487919409418242

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Howdy Saudi

Posted on May 21, 2017 by twitmericks

United States President Trump,/ An Islamophobe on the stump,/ Has gone off to Saudi/ To smile and say howdy/ And kiss the odd oil-rich rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/donald-trump-arms-deal-saudi-arabia-110-billion-911-terrorism-international-law-war-crimes-a7747076.html United States President Trump,An Islamophobe on the stump,Has gone off to SaudiTo smile and … Continue reading →

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Infamy! Infamy! They’ve all got it Infamy!

Posted on May 18, 2017 by twitmericks

  A fellow with bright yellow hair/ Said nobody, never, nowhere/ Saw such persecutin’/ As me over Putin,/ Beheading just doesn’t compare./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39965107 A fellow with bright yellow hairSaid nobody, never, nowhereSaw such persecutin'As me over Putin,Beheading just doesn't compare.#Trump … Continue reading →

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