Monthly Archives: December 2013

Behind Bras

Posted on December 10, 2013 by twitmericks

A dubious outfit in France/ Sold customers dodgy implants/ Which rupture and split/ Inflaming the tit/ The damn things are meant to enhance. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25315627 A dubious outfit in FranceSold customers dodgy implantsWhich rupture and splitInflaming the titThe damn things are … Continue reading →

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Korea Setback

Posted on December 9, 2013 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Jang/ Whose nephew was big in Pyongyang/ Until one day Kim/ Got heavy with him/ And booted him out of the gang./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/n-korea-confirms-removal-of-kim-jonguns-depraved-uncle-jang-song-thaek-8992699.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/410159304142893056

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Goodbye Lenin

Posted on December 8, 2013 by twitmericks

Protesters in downtown Ukraine/ Oppose Yanukovich’s reign/ They favour discussions/ With Europe not Russians/ And Lenin they treat with disdain./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/ukraine/10504098/Ukraine-protesters-topple-Lenin-statue-amid-huge-rally-in-central-Kiev.html Protesters in downtown UkraineOppose Yanukovich's reignThey favour discussionsWith Europe not RussiansAnd Lenin they treat with disdain — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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RIP Nelson Mandela

Posted on December 6, 2013 by twitmericks

So RIP Nelson Mandela/ A quite incomparable fella/ Though back in the day/ They locked him away/ Today his approval rate’s stellar///   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408749723361619969

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Nigella Gets Her Line Straight

Posted on December 5, 2013 by twitmericks

Nigella says though she took coke/ And had the occasional toke/ The cause of this error/ Was intimate terror/ By Saatchi, her brute of a bloke./// http://www.independent.ie/world-news/europe/saatchi-terror-drove-me-to-drugs-nigella-tells-trial-29811308.html   https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408594994023264256

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Limerick Competition: The Results

Posted on December 5, 2013 by twitmericks

Thanks very much to all those who participated in my limerick competition, via Twitter, the blog or the Facebook page. I wanted to keep it open, rather than dictating the first line, and that certainly resulted in a variety of … Continue reading →

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Semen’s Mission

Posted on December 4, 2013 by twitmericks

There was a PM in mid-term/ Who went to Beijing to affirm/ That UK-bred swine are/ Producing for China Industrial doses of sperm./// http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/90d516fc-5cc7-11e3-81bd-00144feabdc0.html?siteedition=uk#axzz2mVAuhIr9 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408229260889845762  

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Ghetto Falsetto

Posted on December 4, 2013 by twitmericks

So farewell then Junior Murvin/ Whose legacy’s well worth preservin’/ He sang of the ghetto/ In piercing falsetto/ Compelling & oddly unnervin’./// ///http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/dec/03/reggae-singer-junior-murvin-dies https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/408181787982962688

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Boris has a Mare On Air

Posted on December 3, 2013 by twitmericks

A self-styled elitist and Mayor/ Has failed an IQ test on air/ Though mop-headed Boris/ Can memorise Horace/ His intellect’s ‘fair’, like his hair. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/03/boris-johnson-fails-live-iq-test?CMP=fb_gu A self-styled elitist and MayorHas failed an IQ test on airTho mop-headed BorisCan memorise HoraceHis … Continue reading →

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A Woman With Balls

Posted on December 2, 2013 by twitmericks

A woman from Melbourne, Australia/ Does knitting with her genitalia/ She’ll sit in the buff/ & make a nice muff/ (Or such woolly paraphernalia)./// http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/casey-jenkins-vagina-knitting-woman-2864626 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/407550539237318656

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