Monthly Archives: October 2017

WHO Did You Say???

Posted on October 21, 2017 by twitmericks

There is an old fellow named Bob/ Who’s got an exciting new job/ Promoting goodwill/ For those who are ill/ Though everyone knows he’s a knob./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/oct/21/un-lambasted-after-naming-mugabe-goodwill-ambassador There is an old fellow named BobWho's got an exciting new jobPromoting goodwillFor … Continue reading →

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Carrie’s War

Posted on October 18, 2017 by twitmericks

Ms Fisher once sent a producer/ Who fancied himself a seducer/ The tongue of an ox;/ A note in the box/ Said next it will be part of you, sir!/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-41650345 Ms Fisher once sent a producerWho fancied himself a … Continue reading →

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Exit Shakespeare

Posted on October 18, 2017 by twitmericks

A manager managing Leicester/ Was given the boot mid-semeicester/ They being unable/ To rise up a table/ Low down which they currently feicester./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41656917 A manager managing LeicesterWas given the boot mid-semeicesterThey being unableTo rise up a tableLow down which … Continue reading →

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Who Says You Can’t Rhyme Orange?

Posted on October 16, 2017 by twitmericks

When skies overhead become orange/ It isn’t regarded as boringe/ Discussing the weather/ Especially whether/ The cause is a dust that is foringe./// http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/orange-sky-storm-ophelia-sahara-13767164  

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Dig for Brexit

Posted on October 16, 2017 by twitmericks

According to minister Grayling/ If EU discussions are failing/ We fall off the edge/ And plant up more veg -/ Apparently Brexit’s plain sailing!/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/oct/15/higher-food-prices-could-be-avoided-if-no-brexit-claims-chris-grayling According to minister GraylingIf EU discussions are failingWe fall off the edgeAnd plant up more … Continue reading →

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Going Dutch?

Posted on October 14, 2017 by twitmericks

Said EU head honcho Jean-Claude/ The UK must pay what is aude/ So settle your tab/ We’ll call you a cab -/ But first let’s have one for the raude./// http://www.euronews.com/2017/10/13/juncker-turns-to-beer-in-bid-to-get-britain-to-cough-up-for-brexit Said EU head honcho Jean-ClaudeThe UK must pay what … Continue reading →

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A Fishy Tale

Posted on October 13, 2017 by twitmericks

One day when out fishing, a bloke/ Tried kissing a fish for a joke/ It jumped in his mouth/ Then swam further south,/ Thus making the idiot choke./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-41598493 One day when out fishing, a blokeTried kissing a fish for … Continue reading →

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Tussles in Brussels

Posted on October 13, 2017 by twitmericks

A Eurocrat known as Michel/ Said Brexit talks aren’t going well/ Tho May tries to mask it/ We’re in a handbasket/ Whose end destination is hell./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41585430 A Eurocrat known as MichelSaid Brexit talks aren't going wellTho May tries to … Continue reading →

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If at First You Don’t Secede…

Posted on October 11, 2017 by twitmericks

Announcing plans post-referendum/ Puigdemont had an addendum/ For having agreed/ New moves to secede/ He promptly went on to suspend ’em./// http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-41574172 Announcing plans post-referendumPuigdemont had an addendumFor having agreedNew moves to secedeHe promptly went on to suspend 'em. — … Continue reading →

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More on Trump

Posted on October 10, 2017 by twitmericks

The Potus declared civil woron/ Rex T who had called him a moron/ He said it’s fake news/ But let’s test IQs/ A test I’ll get such a big scoron./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41570266 The Potus declared civil woronRex T who had called … Continue reading →

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