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Fairground Pass

Posted on September 14, 2018 by twitmericks

In theme parks, enjoying a ride/ May help dislodge pebbles inside;/ By rattling your bones/ They send kidney stones/ Direct to the big water slide./// In theme parks, enjoying a rideMay help dislodge pebbles inside;By rattling your bonesThey send kidney … Continue reading →

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Tall Story pt 2

Posted on September 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Two Russian intelligence pipal/ Suspected of poisoning Skripal/ With evil intent/ Insist they just went/ To look at a very tall stipal./// There’s always a balance to be struck between reacting fast, when everyone is focused on the story, and … Continue reading →

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Tall Story

Posted on September 13, 2018 by twitmericks

Two Russian men went to admire/ The world-famous Salisbury spire,/ Whose height is renowned,/ But had to turn round -/ In England the snow can be dire!/// Two Russian men went to admireThe world-famous Salisbury spire,Whose height is renowned,But had … Continue reading →

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Beat the Meatles*

Posted on September 13, 2018 by twitmericks

The Beatles were birds of a feather,/ And long before Linda or Heather,/ With help from their friends,/ McCartney contends/ That he and John did Come Together.//// *Headline shamelessly nicked from the New York Post, of all places. The Beatles … Continue reading →

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Court Challenge

Posted on September 11, 2018 by twitmericks

Ms Williams feels umpires are keener/ To punish a girl’s misdemeanour,/ While stars who are boys/ Can kick up a noise,/ A woman must act much Serena./// Ms Williams feels umpires are keenerTo punish a girl's misdemeanour,While stars who are … Continue reading →

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Trevor no-mates

Posted on September 10, 2018 by twitmericks

A mallard who’s down on his luck/ Flew off to Niue and got stuck,/ Alone in his puddle/ With no one to cuddle/ Or act out the phrase “fuck a duck!”/// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1039169051338199041

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A thing of Budey

Posted on September 9, 2018 by twitmericks

All Cornwall-based tours should include/ The glowingly, widely reviewed/ World-famous, fantastic,/ Great tunnel of plastic/ In Sainsbury’s car park in Bude./// All Cornwall-based tours should include The glowingly, widely reviewedWorld-famous, fantastic,Great tunnel of plasticIn Sainsbury's car park in Bude.https://t.co/8d1iJonfpo#Bude — … Continue reading →

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Tesla profits up in smoke

Posted on September 8, 2018 by twitmericks

When Musk saw a joint being lit/ He took a few puffs of that shit,/ But Elon the joker/ Was not the sole toker -/ His company too took a hit./// When Musk saw a joint being litHe took a … Continue reading →

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Bradley Informed

Posted on September 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A minister named Karen Bradley,/ Whose brief’s Northern Ireland,/ sadly Has had to admit/ To knowing jack shit/ About it, which went down quite badly./// A minister named Karen Bradley,Whose brief's Northern Ireland, sadlyHas had to admitTo knowing jack shitAbout … Continue reading →

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Private Dick

Posted on September 6, 2018 by twitmericks

A spy from Korea, Black Venus,/ Enacted a plan most ingenious/ To tape Kim Jong-Il,/ Concealing with skill/ A dictaphone inside his penis./// I don’t suppose the recording device was that actual brand, but I couldn’t resist the word under … Continue reading →

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