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Jacob’s Escape Ladder

Posted on June 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Rees-Mogg, the hardline Brexiteer,/ Who manages funds over here,/ Has launched one in Dublin/ Where things look less troublin’ -/ Perhaps to be named Project Fear./// Rees-Mogg, the hardline Brexiteer,Who manages funds over here,Has launched one in DublinWhere things look … Continue reading →

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Cocky Raccoon

Posted on June 14, 2018 by twitmericks

A daring raccoon in St Paul/ Who scaled a 300-foot wall/ Arrived at the top,/ And seeing the drop/ Said: “Jeez, that’s a helluva fall!”/// https://www.npr.org/2018/06/13/619491657/raccoon-is-trapped-in-minnesota-after-capturing-fans-worldwide?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=20180613 A daring raccoon in St PaulWho scaled a 300-foot wallArrived at the top,And seeing … Continue reading →

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Single Bat

Posted on June 13, 2018 by twitmericks

We have a small species of bat/  With quite a confined habitat;/ There’s one of them only,/ And he’s rather lonely,/ So when he dies, that will be that./// We have a small species of bat In quite a confined … Continue reading →

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Unreality TV Show

Posted on June 12, 2018 by twitmericks

A televised pair on an isle/ Exchange loving looks as they smile/ And Donald picks Kim/ To couple with him/ Until they break up in a while./// A televised pair on an isleExchange loving looks as they smileAnd Donald picks … Continue reading →

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Seat of Power

Posted on June 11, 2018 by twitmericks

His very own personal loo/ Accompanied Kim when he flew/ So enemy spies/ Cannot analyse/ The DPRK Leader’s poo./// His very own personal looAccompanied Kim when he flewSo enemy spiesCannot analyseThe DPRK Leader's poo.https://t.co/6AsdP8AMzZ#KimJongUn #KimTrumpSummit #SingaporeSummit — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading →

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

Posted on June 11, 2018 by twitmericks

A big Brexit donor named Banks,/ Who funded the Europhobe ranks,/ Insists in discussions/ He said to the Russians:/ “Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!”/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting A big Brexit donor named Banks,Who funded the Europhobe ranks,Insists in discussionsHe said … Continue reading →

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Trading Insults

Posted on June 10, 2018 by twitmericks

The G7 summit is done/ And Trump’s new trade war has begun/ The other six feel/ If Trump wants a deal/ He’ll have to set up the G1./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44427660 This is a revised version of my original limerick, which was … Continue reading →

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Armageddon Outta Here!

Posted on June 8, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow whose air’s charlatanic/ Is telling us all not to panic/ But when meltdown comes/ Will Boris and chums/ Be first to jump off the Titanic?/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/07/boris-johnson-admits-there-may-be-a-brexit-meltdown A fellow whose air's charlatanicIs telling us all not to panicBut when … Continue reading →

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The Backstop’s Here

Posted on June 7, 2018 by twitmericks

To head off a Cabinet split/ With Davis’s threat he would quit/ May had to agree/ That temporaree/ Means just going on for a bit./// To head off a Cabinet splitWith Davis's threat he would quitMay had to agreeThat temporareeMeans … Continue reading →

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Shit Runner

Posted on June 7, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow whose regular jog/ Encompassed a street with no bog/ Would stop for a crap,/ Till caught on a snap/ Completing his exercise log./// A fellow whose regular jogEncompassed a street with no bogWould stop for a crap,Till caught … Continue reading →

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