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Category Archives: Uncategorized
No Tory Arse
Tory MP Patrick Mercer/Whose comments get ever perverser/Says Cameron’s an arse/His rule is a farce/And noone since Gladstone’s been worser. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/13/tory-mp-patrick-mercer-rants-at-worst-pm-david-cameron-115875-23557437/
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Tagged cameron, coalition, conservatives, patrick mercer, tories
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Arrivederci Berlusconi
#Berlusconi has finally quit/After decades of acting the twit/He leaves for posterity/A dose of austerity/And Italy knee-deep in shit.
Out of Their League
The Arab League vote for suspension/Of Syria shows an intention/To pressure Assad/Before things get so bad/That it leads to US intervention.
Rugger Buggered
An old rugby player called Mike/Has been ordered to get on his bike/For a princess’s hubby/His actions were grubby/& rather ungentlemanlike. http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/nov/11/mike-tindall-fine-england-rfu
Perry Pathetic
A Republican hopeful called Rick/has been getting a fair bit of stick/He got in a state/In a TV debate/And ended up looking a dick. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15677595
James and the Giant Porky
A senior Murdoch called James/Is making preposterous claims/The idea he thought a/Rogue one-off reporter/Was hacking got shot down in flames. http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/nov/10/james-murdoch-myler-crone?newsfeed=true
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Tagged murdoch, news of, news of the world, phone hacking, rupert murdoch
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What a Banker
A veteran Greek central banker/Won out after 5 days of rancour/They named the PM as/Lukas #Papademos/So the ship of state has a new anchor. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/11/world/europe/greek-leaders-resume-talks-on-interim-government.html
Sexual (Abuse) Ealing
There was an old abbot of Ealing/Who misunderstood fellow feeling/To get out of jail/The abuser jumped bail/Depriving his victims of healing. http://www.guardian.co.uk/education/2011/nov/09/monks-schoool-abuse-st-benedict-ealing?newsfeed=true
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Tagged catholic, child abuse, ealing, laurence soper, lord carlile, paedophile, vatican
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Poppy Cock
FIFA has OK’d the #poppy/After MPs and royals got stroppy/The press deemed it shoddy/But football’s world body/Provided a lot of good copy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2059446/FIFA-poppy-row-England-wear-armband.html
May be in Trouble?
The Home Secretary, Theresa/Is having a row with a geezer/She says Brodie Clark/Kept her in the dark/But he says he tried hard to please ‘er. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/politics/article-24007663-border-chief-brodie-clark-quits-as-pressure-mounts-on-theresa-may.do
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