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Hardened criminal sought

Posted on July 11, 2019 by twitmericks

A face-tattooed mulleted scuzz/ Is wanted for theft by the fuzz/ Who say that he took/ Vibrators, the crook!/ Perhaps it was just for the buzz./// A face-tattooed mulleted scuzzIs wanted for theft by the fuzzWho say that he tookVibrators, … Continue reading →

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Ambo in limbo

Posted on July 10, 2019 by twitmericks

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading →

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Yodel air hoo-ha

Posted on July 10, 2019 by twitmericks

The Swiss Patrol’s aerial show/ Got townspeople up to high doh/ By drowning their song -/ A terrible wrong/ To lay low a yodeller so./// The Swiss Patrol's aerial show Got townspeople up to high dohBy drowning their song –A … Continue reading →

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The wrong Kim

Posted on July 9, 2019 by twitmericks

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading →

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Night Watch

Posted on July 9, 2019 by twitmericks

Spectators desiring to spy/ On art restoration must try/ This Rembrandt live stream,/ Fulfilling their dream/ Of literally watching paint dry./// All those who've been longing to spyOn art restoration must tryThis new Rembrandt stream,Fulfilling their dreamOf literally watching paint … Continue reading →

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USWNT 2 POTUS 0

Posted on July 7, 2019 by twitmericks

The USA’s sureness of touch/ In winning out over the Dutch/ Secured for their nation/ The world’s admiration./ The President’s style, not so much./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/07/trump-usa-world-cup-win-megan-rapinoe The USA's sureness of touch In winning out over the DutchSecured for their nationThe world's … Continue reading →

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Statue of imitation

Posted on July 6, 2019 by twitmericks

An artist who sawed the odd lump/ From some old Slovenian stump/ And painted it blue/ Said “Can you guess who?/ That’s right, it’s Melania Trump!”/// An artist who sawed the odd lumpFrom some old Slovenian stumpAnd painted it blueSaid … Continue reading →

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Flight of fancy

Posted on July 5, 2019 by twitmericks

According to Trump, human flight/ Predates those two brothers named Wright -/ The war in the air,/ Under rockets’ red glare,/ Was waged by the dawn’s early light./// According to Trump, human flightPredates those two brothers named Wright –The war … Continue reading →

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By cook or by crook

Posted on July 3, 2019 by twitmericks

The Hamburglar pulled out the stops/ When raiding fast-food joints and shops,/ By making a meal/ Of what he could steal./ He’s now being grilled by the cops./// The #hamburglar pulled out the stopsWhen raiding fast-food joints and shops,By making … Continue reading →

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Do not feed the python

Posted on July 1, 2019 by twitmericks

A python that measures nine feet/ Is looking for something to eat,/ So best you should take/ Some care with this snake,/ Especially if you’re petite./// A python that measures nine feetIs looking for something to eat,So best you should … Continue reading →

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